Henderson's Law

Performance of wifi in Starbucks is inversely proportional to the amount of cute women in Starbucks.

5 hotties just walked into my Starbucks and now the wifi is dead. Henderson's Law in action.

by Horchata January 20, 2009

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Henderson Middle School [REAL DEF]

Henderson Middle School is a school in Atlanto Georgia where all the kids think their tough. Henderson has racist ppl. Teachers are gay, high, lesbian, or retarted. This school is cheap AF.

Henderson Middle School REAL DEF: A cheap ass school

"HENDERSON MIDDLE IS SO RETARTED"

by {unknown hacker} May 16, 2018

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Rickey Henderson

1. An acclaimed baseball player known for being a major-league all time hitter and the 'stolen base king'.
2. A person who incessantly uses their own name in the third person in conversation.

'Rickey Henderson, pick up the phone, man, it's me... you.' -David Cross

(Off album "Shut Up You Fucking Baby!"

by Wiggy Wallenstein October 16, 2006

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Fergerson

One of the five fergerson, ferguson, fergison, furgerson, furguson these 5 last names descend from the five lords.

Jeff:Hey did you know that john fergerson is brothers with mark furguson

Bill:No hes not hes a ferguson not fergerson.

Jeff: so that means hes not tom fergisons brother either

Bill:yes

by godfree34 April 2, 2009

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A person who spends ages preaching about something but abandons the cause as soon as it becomes convenient for them to do so. Like being outwardly pro-LGBT for a decade then taking a massive pay cheque to work in Saudi Arabia.

“Is that an iPhone? I thought you were boycotting Apple because of their dreadful factory conditions?”

“I was, but the new iPhone has an extra camera, AND it comes in my favourite colour.”

“You are an absolute Henderson.”

by Jeff Vader 1990 July 30, 2023

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