feces felon

A derogatory yet public appropriate name for a gay dude

God, Bob is such a feces felon!

by Joe Brannen September 23, 2005

Feces

Material that comes out of ones bum.

The feces is emerging from my nether region.

by Groovatron February 28, 2002

Feces

The astrological sign for a person who is sick and tired of being asked what their astrological sign is.

Woman: "Let me guess, you're Taurus, right?"
Man: "No, actually I'm Feces."

by talk2me-JCH2 May 30, 2022

Fecesexual

Fecesexual is when you are sexually or romantically attracted to feces (poop/dung). Yes, I am somewhat serious about this. No, this is not officially apart of the 2SLGBTQIA+ community. (I swear this is just a joke but if you want, you can be Fecesexual.)

"Hey Dan, what's your sexual preference?" asked John.
"I am Fecesexual," Dan replied, "I like to do the dirty with the dung."

by A literal 13 year old November 2, 2021

feces thesis

when you have a shitty hypothesis or opinion about something

i'm guessing you think that you're the shit, well that's your feces thesis

by Matt Huff October 30, 2017

Fortnite Feces festival

Commonly abbreviated as FFF, It is a rarely practiced ritual in which a person plays the popular shooter game Fortnite, and throws, rubs, or smears feces all over an area with 3 or more people.

Hey dude, wanna come and preform an FFF with my friends?
Whats an FFF?

A Fortnite Feces Festival!

by poutineman1 December 23, 2021

get your feces coagulated

Simply, get your life in order!

Hey man your problem is you stay in trouble...get your feces coagulated before you wind up in jail.

by kenny-the-real-benny May 20, 2018