The child in the family, often the second oldest, who is often the most unhappy in life. The "favorite child" will often put others down in attempts to make them feel better from the impending darkness inside that reminds them of how alone they are.
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An amazing unsigned pop/rock band from Fairfax, Va. Members are Dave and Will Cook, Pat Jenkins, and Bobby Morgenthaler.
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A: The individual in question must weigh no less than 300lbs and have trouble doing daily activities (breathing walking etc.)
B: The individual must consistently eat tiny meals and condescendingly provide nutrition tips to others.
This deadly combination result in table banter that will include some or all of the following:
“You shouldn’t eat that”, “That’s not good for you” “I wouldn’t do that”
“That’s why I eat….”, “This is too much” (referring to 2 cucumber slices with salt and pepper)
“I make healthy choices” (and eat them) “These are good for you”
Behind the scenes and on weekends, these individuals usually eat entire immigrant (not accounted for) families and attempt to roll in the grisly greasy leftovers. Their bodies’ heavy with foreign flesh, they pass into a food coma that results in additional fat accumulation. Once this state of exteme gluttony has passed they roll into a swimming pool for easy cleaning ready to criticize others again.
A: The individual in question must weigh no less than 300lbs and have trouble doing daily activities (breathing walking etc.)
B: The individual must consistently eat tiny meals and condescendingly provide nutrition tips to others.
This deadly combination result in table banter that will include some or all of the following:
“You shouldn’t eat that”, “That’s not good for you” “I wouldn’t do that”
“That’s why I eat….”, “This is too much” (referring to 2 cucumber slices with salt and pepper)
“I make healthy choices” (and eat them) “These are good for you”
Behind the scenes and on weekends, these individuals usually eat entire immigrant (not accounted for) families and attempt to roll in the grisly greasy leftovers. Their bodies’ heavy with foreign flesh, they pass into a food coma that results in additional fat accumulation. Once this state of exteme gluttony has passed they roll into a swimming pool for easy cleaning ready to criticize others again.
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1) Barack Obama was the Democratic Party's favorite son in the 2008 Presidental election
2) Ashton Kutcher is the favorite son of Cedar Rapids, Iowa
3) My brother is definetly the favorite son he gets better grades than me and made his middle school basketball team. I didn't make my school's team until high school
2) Ashton Kutcher is the favorite son of Cedar Rapids, Iowa
3) My brother is definetly the favorite son he gets better grades than me and made his middle school basketball team. I didn't make my school's team until high school
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