fap

To masturbate (verb)
"Fap"(onomatopoeia)

When SK is bored he likes to Fap (verb) over Taurens (noun)

by Danderson92 January 6, 2009

Fap

F-Frontal A-Assualt P-Platoon BS acronym to use when people ask what it means.

Tom: I was going to fap yesterday but then my mom came in.

Jimmy: What does fap mean
Tom: Frontal Assualt Platoon idiot it's a strategy

by Fapkid May 5, 2014

fap

A sound effect for masturbation used often in japanese comics. Popularized in the english speaking world by the webcomic www.sexylosers.com

The words "FAP FAP FAP" splashed across a comic panel in which mike is watching baywatch.

by ZenPsycho July 17, 2003

Fap

The slang/nicer way of saying masturbate

"I like to fap sometimes"

by Corolla AE86 November 25, 2013

Fap

Masturbating, self pleasure, rubbin' one out, jerk n' squirt.

Hey Vic, how did you fall asleep while fapping?

Hey Vic, how many times a day do you fap?

Vic, you are the queen fapper.

by Scrottie Rot September 1, 2009

FAP

Ferociously abusing penis

Christophe : I need to go to sleep and hit a lil Quick fap session b4 I sleep

by Dancing queen 17 July 14, 2019

FAP

Fat/Fake Ass Pussy.

Frank Ski: There's Some Whores in this House! There's Some Hoes in This House!
Cardi B: Now from the top, make it drop, that's some fat ass pussy, Now get a fucket and a mop, that's some fake ass pussy, I'm talking FAP, FAP, FAP, that's some fat ass pussy, Macaroni in a pot, that's some fake ass pussy.

by gregben August 14, 2023