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fapabytes

A unit of data measurement for the amount of porn on may have on their computer system
Mike Kingscott holds the world record for the most fapabytes of Hungariandonkey porn
by Maplesoup March 28, 2016
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Fapacity

The amount of times one can fap in a 24 hour period.
My fapacity is about 6 on a good day.
by 13576 June 30, 2016
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Fapachino

"One fapachino please"
by DaddyButter9 August 3, 2019
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fapanese

You are fapanese if
A - You watch porn of someone of Asian decent, or if you fap to any depiction of an Asian.
B - You are an Asian who makes porn.
C - You have had sex with an Asian or, informally, if you would like to have sex with an Asian.

It is an offshoot of the term wapanese.
Ron is such a fapanese with his Kristin Kreuk crush.

My school ought to be called Fapanese High because everyone has done this slutty Sakura chick.

My school ought to be called Fapanese High because of this hot Sakura girl everyone wants to do; but she is a Christian so no one has.
by x.L.x June 10, 2010
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faparous

My mom called me a faparous after she caught me jizzing all over the cat.
by T March 25, 2004
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Fapagram

To intentionally send or post pictures and/or videos of yourself fapping to email accounts of friends or sexual contacts or amateur porn sites.
Carl: What's up Roger? Why the strange look?
Roger: I was surfing amateur porn on the internet the other night looking for some new spank bank material. I came across some pictures. I am confident they were my wife Sandy's.

Carl: Wow. That's wild. Sounds like she's been doing a little Fapagram.
Roger: Yea. Not sure what to think.
Carl: I think you need to give me that website so I can do a little fapping.
Roger: Kiss my ass braaaaahhh!
by Eaton Holgoode May 17, 2015
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fapathetic

When one is masturbating and doesn't care about their surroundings or current happenings until finished.
While Jimmy was masturbating, his mother yelled for him; he was fapathetic about her beckoning and proceeded fapping.
by punkfaggot123 August 21, 2011
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