fap

Fast acting penis
#2 Fast ass penetration
fast access penetration
#1 Fast access penis
Fast access pussy

Man last night i used my #1 fap and #2 fapped her ass in a heart beat

by TheUBERMaster May 1, 2012

fap

See Also: wordfaphat/word and wordjosh/word.

by The Anomaly February 5, 2003

fap

when the word "fap" is used about a person, it can be used for:

1: A person who masturbates a lot, but doesn't have sex.

2: A person that really wants to loose his/her virginity.

3: A person who watches the more unnatural kind of pornography, or has weird fetishes.

He really wanted us to have sex, cause he faps a lot. He is such a fap.

by Kuumi August 1, 2010

fap

he pulls his dick all day long .. hemi the crazy kiwi

fap fap fap hemi goes

by sjrp dodson III September 4, 2003

fap

is an acronym for fat above pussy

Hi Becky, I can tell you gained some weight because of your fap.

by Sassafras123 November 21, 2010

fap

Acronym: Fuck A Pussy
v: to jerk off

Definition 1: Yo at the party I'm gonna fap so no cockblocking
Definition 2: Freddy was bored one day so he decided to watch a few pornos and fap

by Cromdome April 25, 2009

fap

v. a male sexual act; to slap one's penis across a woman's cheek or forehead in a repetitive motion, causing a faint "fap" sound

My girlfriend wouldn't listen to me, so I had to kneel her down and fap her across the face to show I mean business!

by C-Bags28 March 26, 2009