Fanfic

Either the most disgusting or the most beautiful piece of media you'll ever read. An either small text or a book-worthy story written by a fan of any movie/show/book etc., featuring the characters from said movie/show/book etc. often doing unspeakably filthy things or getting traumatized even more than they already are.
Wherever you're reading, be it Ao3, or...God forbid...Wattpad, it's the most important thing to READ THE TAGS!
Trust me, you don't want to start reading and come across "Dead Dove: Do Not Eat" material three chapters in.

Dave: "Hey look at this new fanfic I found!"
Jim: "Dude...its tags are literally 'M/M/M/M/F-fivesome', 'bees' and 'metaphorical splinters because of THAT WOOD'"
Jim: "...I'll check it out."

by VenniTheWhiteVan March 24, 2024

Fanfic-job

Beating someone’s dick by whispering ASMR fanfictions into the shaft.

Person 1: "Dude, did she give you a fanfic-job?"
Person 2: "Yeah, man, it was amazing! She chose some really interesting fanfics to read out."

by Star_Cute May 24, 2020

maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic

a phrase that came from orbits (loona fans). it's about a person who wrote a fanfiction about jinsoul and kim lip being pregnant and having a baby, so this phrase was born and orbits say it to the person who wrote it as a joke. yes, it's a part of the loona iceberg and is surprisingly on the deepest category. STAN LOONA!! STAN ARTMS, LOOSSEMBLE, CHUU, YVES!!

"my tummy feels weird..." "maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic!"

by gowonflylikeabutterfly April 6, 2024

what in the fanfic

A reply to a moment that you’d see while reading a fanfiction.

FRIEND 1: Well, Steve and I left the party early to walk around the block—get away from things for a while. Anyways, I confessed my feelings and apparently he feels the same way.
FRIEND 2: What in the fanfic?
FRIEND 1: Stop. Be serious.

by GRXMM October 10, 2022

fanfics

you get a band, tv show, singer or video game. you create stories that isn't or is canon then bam, you made urself a fanfic. some fanfics are weird and contain minors.

john : hey did you see the kpop fanfics on AO3 with more than 100 tags?
amanda : yea.. definitely weird

by a.kindergartener.writing May 19, 2022

icypostle fanfic

icypostle fanfic is a fanfiction between icy and apostle

Um: Ummm ummm icypostle fanfic
Lmao: The rain downed harder on the window smeelesly dripping as the bored icy loo

by pasteloptimistic January 27, 2021

benjey fanfics

something people that are insane like to write

"do you know what they write?"
"benjey fanfics."

by pearlywearly June 5, 2021