Failication

An application/program that is useless or has failed to do what it was meant to.

That iPhone application was a total failication.

by Kendjin November 9, 2009

faircation

Etymology: blend of fair and vacation
a vacation spent at the county fair

We are going to have a World of Fun at the El Dorado County Faircation.

by suz56 February 15, 2010

Fakecation

Tagging along with your spouse on a business trip so you can just get away from home. It is especially a "fakecation" if it's a roadtrip to a location you wouldn't visit otherwise.

My husband, Dan, has to drive to Akron for work. I think I'll go with him so I can get away and have a "fakecation".

by JayceeYvonne April 12, 2010

Fakecation

N: Driving two counties over to stay in a motel 6. Then cruising the back roads home.

I went on a fakecation to the motel 6 about an hour away this weekend. It took me three hours to get home on the back roads.

by JussieB July 6, 2011

Facecation

Sharing of only the best aspects of your trip, travel or event, giving the perception of a perfect life. A facecation never includes tantrums, flight delays, poor hotel room views or reality.

Hey sis, I love following every stop on your facecation last week, no, really I wanted to punch you in the throat for every post!

by ODOGG_KS August 3, 2013

Flacation

A short vacation of varying duration taken away from groups for flatulence.

One moment guys I had bean burrito's today so I will need to take a short flacation.

by tortoisebear April 30, 2016

flacation

A short vacation of varying duration away from friends or peers for the purpose of flatulence.

Excuse me for a minute I just had bean burritoes and need to go on a flacation.

by tortoisebear April 30, 2016