Facetoast

The ultimate burn. When someone burns someone else, they have commited "Facetoast".

Friend: Dude, I heard you have a small ****!

You: That's not what your mom said

This is a perfect example of "Facetoast".

by La Chupacabra September 1, 2005

facetitious

1) pertaining to one who has breasts of gems, especially radiant in light.
2) you misspelled facetious, fucka.

I ain't nevuh seen no titties so facetitious. Nevuh.

by IngridTain November 5, 2010

faceous

Often mistaken for 'facetious', faceous is used to describe a gentleman who sucks incredible amounts of dick as a hobby.

Typically, faceous individuals are caucasian, have brown hair, and are plagued by conditions such as salmonella or ulcerative colitis.

"Oh man, there he goes talking about his colitis again..."

"Yeah, he's probably faceous"

by FaceousIsntAWordLeon March 7, 2017

Fecesious

Of poor quality. From feces.

Buford: I love the 88 Pontiac Le Mans that my step-uncle just bought me.

Beauchamp: Dude your car is so fecesious. I am so glad my neighbor gave me his Chamaro. It's awesome, like a snowflake made of hope.

by Papillon de la mort August 3, 2009

faecesious

When someone is being faecesious it means they is talking crap.
Comes from the word "faeces"=crap

- I just bought an elephant
- Stop being faecesious!

by Tim R August 13, 2005

fictious

Fictitious

I made up a simplified spelling for "fictitious" that does not root in fictition; fictious, and I will use it, someday, so it's imajinary.

by BrewJay October 20, 2008

fecetioused

The act of pretending to be shit-faced for the amusement of other people.

P1: "Man, you were so wasted last night! Everybody saw you make an ass out of yourself."

P2: "Naw dude, I wasn't drunk. I was just being fecetioused."

by Jimbo~B March 21, 2009