Dna facepaint

When a man splatters his baby juice on someone's face.

Oh God, yes!!!! 'whack whack whack' splat!!!! Ow, my eye!!! Dna facepaint.

by ShattaA October 13, 2017

Dodgy facepaint

When you are shagging a girl and she squirts all over your face

That slag sandra gave me the dodgy facepaint

by Shit slinger69 April 30, 2021

Norwegian facepaint

When you shit on your hand and paint your partners body and especially face with the shit.

She had a shit fetish so i gave her a Norwegian facepaint.

by Facepant March 23, 2024

FaceBaiting

FaceBaiting - where you constantly invite a person to be a friend on FaceBook when you KNOW their circumstance demands they can't accept...

I knew he was gay and in the closet and accepting my friend request would tip off his overly inquisitive and (rightfully so) insecure-about-his-sexuality girlfriend, but I kept FaceBaiting him anyway figuring when he'd finally accepted who he was, he'd simultaneously accept me as a "friend"

by ApplePicker July 6, 2009

Facebaiting

The act of posting a status that is directed at a specific person(s) in a passive agressive attempt to hurt, humiliate or anger them; done in such a manner that everyone knows who you are insinuating.

i.e.: I would hate to have a sister who throws herself at every guy she meets.

Evelyn is Facebaiting Eva about her drunk dancing last night. I wonder if she has seen it yet?

by PapayaSweets September 29, 2010

Facefart

When someone on Facebook posts an emotionally charged political/ideological opinion that is lacking in reason, logic and facts. Often posted in haste during an unfolding political controversy.

When Jared posted on Facebook, "The police are RACIST. Republicans are RACIST. Can't all this fighting stop and can't people just get along? THIS HATE MUST END!!"--he committed a Facefart. The readers of that post got Facefarted by Ryan.

On the other side, when Elliott posted on Facebook, "How could anyone not want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!?"--she committed a Facefart, and the readers of that post got Facefarted by Megan.

by Wingracer1 July 10, 2016

Facefart

When someone on Facebook posts an emotionally charged political/ideological opinion that is lacking in reason, logic and facts. Often posted in haste during an unfolding political controversy.

When Jared posted on Facebook, "The police are RACIST. Republicans are RACIST. Can't all this fighting stop and can't people just get along? THIS HATE MUST END!!"--he committed a Facefart. The readers of that post got Facefarted by Ryan.

On the other side, when Elliott posted on Facebook, "How could anyone not want to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!?"--she committed a Facefart, and the readers of that post got Facefarted by Megan.

by Wingracer1 July 10, 2016