Facehugger

A "thing" which wraps it's legs around your neck, and shoves it's penis in your mouth and lays it's eggs. It uses a special mechanism called: Eggjaculation

Holy shit! Look at that facehugger!

by Posiden1234 October 8, 2008

fleebagger

A teabagger who hasn't bathed in awhile.

Dave must hate showers as much as he hates Obama and the Democrats, because he's starting to smell real bad, like a fleebagger.

by Spangaloid March 9, 2011

Firebagger

A person nominally of the political left viewed as excessively critical of President Barack Obama, especially if the tendency is to reflexively or obsessively criticize him and seemingly not other political figures. Etymology: Jane Hamsher's popular, left-leaning FireDogLake blog was regarded by Democratic moderates as having gone around the bend in being hypercritical, such as when Hamsher appeared on Fox News to denounce Obama's Health Care Bill, got involved with Neocon zealot Grover Norquist and even reportedly Tea Party activists. Thus, <b>Firedoglake + Teabagger. </b>

"Firebaggers are just pissed because Obama hasn’t invited them into the Whitehouse and/or isn’t the Great Liberal Savior they thought he was going to be (depending on the firebagger doing the bitching)."

NOTE: I tried several links to sources but links are rejected here; the term Firebagger can easily be googled.

by Overreach THIS! May 18, 2010

Facebalker

1) A term reffering to someone who uses Facebook to stalk others (noun) can also be used as an adjective (Your a Facebalker) or a verb (Im gonna do some Facebalking)

2) A person who throws up on other people's faces, also a verb of the act of throwing up on someones face (I just got facebalked on!)

"Be careful what you put, that Zane is a FACEBALKER"
"Hey I hear Cindy broke up with Matt... I might go Facebalk her now"

"ahhh man I jsut facebalked someone, she aint gonna bang me now :/"
"Dude you facebalked her?!?!?! oucchh!! man, good luck banging ANYONE when they find out your a FACEBALKER :P"

by Chocolateaddict July 24, 2009

facehugger

The facehugger is a parasitoid; its only purpose is to make contact with the host. Facehuggers are often 20-something nerds that have only recently left their mother's basement (if ever). Upon making contact, the facehuger suffocates the life out of a conversation and forces its ideas upon the unsuspecting host. Attempts to remove facehuggers generally prove fatal, as the parasite will respond by tightening its grip.

Lookout, here comes Bob, he's a real facehugger. Once he gets going, we'll never get away.

by veldmelter July 5, 2009

facebinger

someone who doesn't visit facebook for days, weeks, or months at a time and who, upon visiting facebook, comments on everything and anything for the next couple of hours.

jack (upon waking): ughhh, i have such a headache
jill: what happened?
jack: i'm such a facebinger. i just spent the whole night on facebook. i need a drink...

by r0ck3tm4n September 18, 2011

facehugger

Person who enjoys climbing mountains with very steep ascent routes, thereby almost hugging or kissing the faces of the mountains.

That mountain has an almost ninety-degree ascent seventy percent of the way. Are you up to the challenge of being a facehugger?

by pentozali May 6, 2011