Olive Garden Experience

When a man covers his dick in olive oil and puts salt down his dick hole. Next the woman performs oral and attempts to clean his dick and remove the salt while squeezing his testicles like they are two meatballs.

Last night my girlfriend gave me the Olive Garden Experience last night and it was the best orgasm I ever had.

by Sky Fire January 12, 2019

Past wife experience

Higher level of appreciation for your current lover from the past experience

Tony truly is the mythical Italian lover often mistaken by hippies as experienced by LSD permanently open It wasn’t acid he dropped it was moving on from his past wife experience and her ambulance front that would have been his hearse

Note to self if you’re driving a hearse and it’s on fire get out it’s an unfavorable pragmatic indicator

by Tonythetiler December 11, 2017

The Jimi Hendrix Experience

A kickass band that fell short because their front man, Hendrix, died from drugs.

that sucks that the jimi hendrix experience couldnt go on to make more music becuz they were awsome

by JoJo55 October 18, 2004

near birth experience

When birth control fails but no pregnacy results.

When the condom broke last month I had a near birth experience.

by razman March 21, 2004

Sandusky Overnite Experience

The type of acts that and older gay man (usually married) uses to lure young boys into gay sexual experiences with them. These acts usually involve some sort of over nite experience or "sleepover" where the deplorable gay acts occur, including rape.

My brother said his scout master said they were having a Sandusky overnite trip next week, should I be worried?

If I stay in Sandusky, Ohio overnite does that mean I had a Sandusky Overnite Experience?

My therapist said the reason I am not sleeping at nite is b/c I must have a had a repressed Sandusky over nite experience when I was younger

by Snach_Crusher November 8, 2011

lived experience

Shit that never happened. By making up lurid tales designed to go viral activist types can spin a history of oppression in any scene, org, or society. Lived experience discounts subjectivity or just being wrong and is usually brought up after someone's claims have been debunked.

It can also refer to existential problems you do nothing about but blame others for: being poor, living in a ghetto shithole, being an addict, etc.

Like a lot of SJW jargon it was stolen from the CATT team where it refers to a failed suicide attempt in post intervention care.

"I got totally discriminated against by the racists and sexists at the lesbian vegan co-op"
"I was there and that didn't happen"
"Shut up and stop denying my lived experience"

by jimbowales6969 June 26, 2018

The Oreo Experience

The Oreo Experience is when a white female is having intercourse with two black men simultaneously.

I was going to get back together with Sally, but it turns out she had the Oreo Experience while we were apart.

by Hugh Lloyd April 15, 2009