Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.

I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.

by Dego Dan August 10, 2007

Hard Evidence

Official proof that something/someone is of boner producing quality. "hard evidence" must be confirmed by at least two people to constitute its legitimacy.

"I'm pretty sure Mrs. Moses just licked her lips and moaned at me, I have some hard evidence to back that claim up."

"AJ, the grammar police are here. They want to speak to you about your run-on sentences. One of them is a sexy female cop. You can tell because of my hard evidence."

by AJWar May 21, 2010

Evident

Evident is a hive YouTuber/streamer, best known for his rather bad traps and excessive screaming and overreactions.

He got famous on hive by trapping people better at pvp then him and posting it on YouTube.

Friend 1: Bro did you watch evidents new video

Friend 2: no evidents bad pleb

by Rusian February 23, 2021

Evidently

An idiot's word of choice to begin their sentence with, especially after some heavy thinking (which they struggle with) has led them to come to a conclusion.

Dennis: Coach my shot never misses.
*airballs layup*

Lamarche: Evidently, you can't even get the basics right.

by MrFly August 28, 2016

edilenia

Edilenia is the best. She will always be with you. She will always care for you.

"Let's go Edilenia"

by Emely Vargas February 13, 2018

bury the evidence

Swallow cum

I love a bitch I can nut in and dont have to worry about her getting pregnant. I bury the evidence in her mfkn throat!!

by Teek1247 September 13, 2018

Evile

1) A combination of the words evil and vile. Used to describe something particularly horrendous.

2) (e-vile) a disgusting email.

"He was so evile that he..."

"Why would you send me such an evile message?"

by Kiieru July 3, 2008