etted

A past tense of the word "eat", or more specifically "eaten". Taking the d
incorrectness of et further than it's ever gone before. Used by illiterate and/or bored Southerners out of ignorance or good 'ol plain fun. Try it out on a Northerner and see what they say.

My friend got etted by that big bear over yonder! Tarnation.

by Kefanii September 5, 2004

Etteragic

used to describe a cigarette. Cigarette backwards (etteragic)

I am going to indulge in an etteragic.

by Andy Forwark April 25, 2004

Etters

Etters is the name of the post office serving Goldsboro, along with parts of Fairview Township and Newberry Township, York County, Pennsylvania. The name of "Etters," instead of "Goldsboro," was chosen because the name of "Gouldsboro" was already being used by a community in Wayne County, and U.S. Postal Service regulations prohibits the practice of giving two different post offices names which are the same or which sound similar enough that people would confuse the two. The Etters post office gained its name from a local American Revolutionary War veteran, Etter, who owned a tavern near Goldsboro which served as the mail drop-off point for the area. Mail sacks destined for the tavern were marked "Etter's."

The Etters post office is located on South Kister Street in Goldsboro.

While some local teens enjoy telling people that their town is so "backwoods" that it's not even on a map, others amuse themselves by telling people they don't live in a town, they live in a mailing address.

On October 27, 2002, an article appeared on the front page of the Harrisburg Patriot News entitled "Where the Heck is Etters?" that describes how people live in a place and have listed on their driver's licenses a place that is not on a map.

Used to be a quiet redneck town, now with the low income appartments available its full of naggers and niglets, ya dig.

Redneck 1: All dem there naggers be movin in here at Etters, now I gotsta lock ma car!

Redneck 2: Aw sheeit, I gots like 3 logs of skoal in ma truck "peeee-tink!"
nagger 1: You'z best be lockin your cars, I be stealin all you'z skoal!

by aN7hRaX October 8, 2008

ettes

a short term for cigarretes used by someone who is usually high or just a complete ass

You kid pass the ettes over HURR

by LUkeAss December 21, 2003

ettel

A girl with long brown (with tints of orange) curly hair, deep brown chocolate eyes and a smile that will make you smile whenever. Always tries to be happy even in the most difficult moments and wants everyone to be friends. Someone who you can have a serious conversation with but also, party like there's no tomorrow. A modest girl who wants to be your friend and will have a great time with you where and whenever.

I want an Ettel friend.
That Ettel is an awesome person!

by lucy camenia March 8, 2018

Ettered

Verb.(et'urd). Past or Present tense. (No variations)

1. To get the shit kicked out of.

2. To be defeated or beat

Adjective. (etter, etterish)
1. To lose and not accept the initial defeat, in a strong, pridefull, tough kind of way.
-Someone who is being etterish is going to kick your ass if you brag about defeating them at a challange.

V. Ex 1. "I just got ettered"
V. Ex 2. "They just ettered your ass."

Adj. Ex 1. "You're being such an etter right now."

by A. Etter October 26, 2007

Ettesaf

Ettesaf is the King of Kings, the King of Heros and the King of Legends. He is known to be the best man to ever exist in all the realms. He was ruthless when it came to protecting the weak, and protecting his friends and family. His transgressors know his wrath to be so overwhelming that his raging aura could melt mountains. He was also very kind and forgiving. Best of all his traits however was that he never gave up. He was also known as EVADE for his ability to avoid conflict.

You're as resilient as Ettesaf bruh!

You can't outrun your problems, be like Ettesaf and face em head on!

by LordEvade June 30, 2021