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Ethel-clause friend

Someone you hang out with because they make you feel thinner and more glamorous than you really are.

Comes from the legend that "I Love Lucy" sidekick Ethel Vance was contractually obligated to remain 20 pounds overweight.
My sister loves to call me when my life's a train wreck. I'm her Ethel-clause friend.
by Traci S. October 24, 2007
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Ethelyn

A good friend who's always making funny jokes, but is horny as hell and probably a lesbian.
Person 1: Dang, Ethelyn is hilarious! She's really hot. Does she have a boyfriend?
Person 2: Nope, she's a lesbian.
Person 1: Well, shit.
by whale birth December 7, 2015
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ethel

a shady girl. she tends to use big coverup like being kidnapped at the age of 9, or being raped, but once you mess with her you can never go back. she probobaly has a few dead bodies buried under her childhood swingset. she watches the koolade man to get turned on.
She's such an ethel, last night she was with nick at the coffee shop and nick committed suicide this morning!
by Dick Tixkler June 25, 2017
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Ethel Merman

Used to describe something foul and unzesty...
by Res December 21, 2003
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Ethelmethyldieforsurenall

Pronounced: Ethel Methyl Die For Sure 'n All

A chemical or gas that the effect or name of it is unsure but you know that it is bad.
Bob: Hey Steve, what is it in that bottle? It sure looks dangerous.

Steve: I don't know, probably ethelmethyldieforsurenall.
by Alistair MacIlherron September 29, 2009
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Etheleet

One who is really into esports or PvP gaming.
An athelete gets athelete's foot, but an Etheleet gets Etheleet's hands.
by Okamikazi July 6, 2010
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ethel'd

The act of haggling someone down on their price, if possible to the point where the food is practically being taken out of their children's mouths.
Similar to being a skinflint or jew but much much worse!
"Did you see how Delwin Ethel'd him down?? I think he got it for less than it cost to make and he got the seller to throw in his first born!!! That man is a god!"
by silentrider October 26, 2011
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