butt envelope

A special type of package used for transporting goods. The goods are inserted into a butthole and then the cheeks are clinched tightly to secure the goods.

John: Hey UPS won’t deliver my package.

Jane: Have you tried a butt envelope? It’s good for illicit goods too.

butt envelope by JTrain69Forever August 14, 2019

Inner Office Envelope

An incorrect version of "interoffice envelope" that people say or email to the entire company when one is missing and contains the documents they need.

Random office worker: Can everyone please check to see if they recieved an inner office envelope that should have come to me.

Jay: OMG! Someone did it again.

Theresa: *sigh*

Inner Office Envelope by Slapping Theresa October 26, 2009

Soggy envelope 

When someone cums in an envelope and sends it to you coz you can’t have sex in person

My girlfriends so great she sends me a soggy envelope everyday

Soggy envelope by Rorytheracingcar7 November 9, 2019

golden envelope 

When one urinates into another's buttcrack

Hey slut spread your cheeks, I'm about to deliver a golden envelope.

golden envelope by lotymike July 9, 2009

Dirty envelope 

The dirty envelope is when you're going down on a girl and you use your tongue to go between the anus and vagina...repetitively

We were sixty-nineing, and I decided to give her the dirty envelope.

Dirty envelope by D reazy December 18, 2016

Seal the Envelope

When hooking up with a really drunk girl and she passes out before you cum, turn her over and blow your load all over her ass crack. When it drys, it will seal her butt cheeks together and she will have to pry them open the next day - hence, sealing the envelope.

Man this girl was so drunk last night, I just had to seal her envelope.

Seal the Envelope by Andrew Schwartz October 1, 2003

sealing the envelope 

the act of splooging in a partners anus and having them fall asleep. The next morning they wake up to the surprise of a glued butt hole

ben not w sealed chloes envelope

sealing the envelope by Anonymous July 16, 2003