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Ennis Joslin

Anything that's anything. Can be a substitute for any word.
Ennis joslin derived from a road sign that was driven past in Corpus Christi, TX, 1973 when a young lad named Jlaw said "I'm just joshin with you," to which another lad by the name of BRT immediately replied "I'm just ennis joslin' with you," with an emphasis on ennis joslin' like no other. From that moment forward the lads began to replace different words or phrases with "ennis joslin." An example of this would be "Ahh, I'm ennis joslin' all over myself right now." The lads later determined that ennis joslin could be used for any verb on planet earth, but later discovered that ennis joslin could be used for any word at all. So what could ennis joslin be classified as you ask? Is it a noun? A verb? An antecedent or a demonstrative pronoun? There's only one possible solution - It's an ennis joslin, which could be defined as the following: anything anybody wants it to be. It is the most scrumtralescently beautiful ennis joslin ever conceived by human beings.
by Doctor Bananas April 12, 2008
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Ennuied Imp

A punk guy who looks like a scene kid! Reckon himself to be a vampire. Can be found static in almost all the social networks. Popular for his red streak hair. A fame philia of Internet!
Annie: Oh Boy.. Are you an emo?

Chris: NO!

Annie: I bet you're a scene then..

Chris: No! I'm a big ass Punk kid!

Annie: LoL! So you must be the new Ennuied Imp ! :P
by AnnieKanni November 8, 2010
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Ennui Kissinger

Obscure 90's band had a minor hit with the funk-tinged dancefloor rave-up "Limestone Willie." Band had distinctive stage presence in tuba player Sergio and go-go dancing guitarist Gretl. Members later appeared in such bands as the Dirtminers and Catfence.
"Obsessive? He spends all his time looking for old Ennui Kissinger albums!"
by Chipping Woodlet III October 26, 2005
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ennobling

dignifying: investing with dignity or honor; "the dignifying effect of his presence"; "the ennobling influence of cultural surroundings"
As an up-and-comer, he had found in boxing som-thing ennobling.
by Brian Stankowitz August 29, 2006
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ennui sandwich

That's that thing when you've been waiting in line for the toaster, but you're so hungry you make yourself a bagel and eat it before you eat your actual toasted bagel.
I was really determined to use the toaster for my bagel but I was so hungry I had to make myself an ennui sandwich. I'm starting to think that the line for the toaster is actually a separate dimension where time has no meaning.
by KKPresident November 30, 2015
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Ennis, Tx

A small town south of Dallas full of snarky bitches and asshats who used to be cheerleaders and football players before getting pregnant at 19 and settling down in waxahachie. Ennis is known for the purple weeds that grow every April. The drinking water smells like fish oil and shit stains because of the equally nasty lake that the water comes from. If you’re looking for a place that will cater to your every need (so long as you’re white, simi-rich, and a man) then ennis Texas is the place for you!!
Please, for the love of God, don’t move to ennis, Tx! I beg you! Oh God please stay away! Please.
by HaiHai010 May 21, 2019
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ennife

The basest of bitches ,she will rob you but replace it with ducks ( plastic ones), and she doesn’t have a boyfriend but needs one
Ennife should suck my dick
by Fios April 12, 2020
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