That's that thing when you've been waiting in line for the toaster, but you're so hungry you make yourself a bagel and eat it before you eat your actual toasted bagel.
I was really determined to use the toaster for my bagel but I was so hungry I had to make myself an ennui sandwich. I'm starting to think that the line for the toaster is actually a separate dimension where time has no meaning.
by KKPresident October 11, 2015