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Mike Stearns

Mike Stearns is tall and emaciated.

by Joe October 26, 2003

Premature Emaculation

The act of going into the Apple store and taking many obnoxious pictures, then either uploading them to any social networking site such as facebook, or just emailing them to yourself. Symptoms of Premature Emaculation are, but not limited to, many unnecessary pictures taken, aggravation of peers, and the occasional leaving behind of the pictures taken on the Mac, resulting in moments of WTF and OMGWTFBBQ from the next person to test that computer.

It is termed 'Premature' because the person does not actually have a Mac, but likes to pretend they do because it has cool photo-filters.

Teenage Girl: Oh my god, let's go into the Apple store and take a bunch of pictures! We can twist our faces or make it look like a comic book! YAY!

*a metric fuckton of photobooth pictures later*

Teenage Girl: I'm SO uploading this to my myspace and facebook. I'll even tag you all! TTYL!

Onlooking Employee: Look at those girls; they're suffering from Premature Emaculation!

by matthejew September 27, 2009

Emaciate

when two people have an extremely long night of sexual intercourse.
usually occurs after a long period of no sex.

Nick and Chelsea love to emaciate when they get the opportunity.

by lickin the clit nick June 23, 2008

emachine

i got one with windows xp home w/sp2

mine has a
AMD 2700+ 2.2 ghz
samsung 2700 512 ram
radeon 9200se 128mb graphics card

by god March 26, 2005

Emacaw

The internet version of the real mccoy

I just emacawed on that trick.

by dirty towel hax October 13, 2010

Emaculate

Being great at something the first try.

Getting what you want & need a certain way.

Alex thinks he emaculate cuz he thinks he gonna look nice he gonna be emaculate

by Mr.Proxy May 7, 2019

Emacity

A very intresting woman/man/animal/furry/emo/loli/ all of this but shy . can catch you of guard with her/he sexuality. says Uwu Owo o.o and alot of gay naruto gifs. And simps for kakashi. (I mean like who doesnt) And friends with MoO(hawt guy).

Emacity save that for later Uwu "Nuzzles you". "sees hand warm"

by MoO's February 4, 2021