elf

evil people that come to your house in santas sleigh

an elf are evil because..it just is

by ka-sohn December 24, 2005

elf

Some would say it's a great movie, in which Will Ferrell dresses up as a christmas elf and acts like he's on crack, but some other people would say that elf is a nickname, short for the name ralph, or RELPH.

"I'M IN LOVE, I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!"

" I miss elf so bad... he's in goddamn bermuda. ="

by TayNicooooo August 10, 2007

Elfing

When your getting a blowjob and since your pullout game is strong you pullout in time to jizz in your girls ear

Charles always elfs his girls...
I like to go elfing

by Mermaid man November 18, 2014

elf

A word usually used to describe sexual intercourse, often present as a code word and is imasculating in general.

Can be used humerously to describe the size of a man's penis

Intercourse in its smallest form

Tegan: Elf was shite last night. Barely felt a thing in the beef curtains.
Lisa: Dude! TMI!
Tegan: So how's elfing for you
Lisa: Smallest i've ever seen

by Busty Sinclaire April 20, 2006

Elf

Pronunciation of "AILF," which stand for "Asian I'd Like To Fuck."

Guy 1: That japanese girl is hot...
Guy 2: She's a total ELF.

by tmcaffeine February 9, 2009

Mean elf

A person who is really mean and short. Their real name is maxwell.

“We hate the mean elf”

by PePa PiGs DaDdY October 23, 2019

elf practice

An activity generally practiced by the elves of Santa. During this time, elves practice the elfiness and fine-tune their pointed shoes. Skipping elf practice to practice dentistry is universally frowned upon.

Head Elf: Why weren't you at elf practice!?!??!

by k-e-e-f December 11, 2017