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Elevator lag

The feeling when you get off a elevator but your body still feels its in motion as if you were still in an elevator.Usually last 1-2 minutes
Friend one:I hate elevator lag..

Friend two:i really don't mind it.
by ist8FRESH September 15, 2010
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elevator talk

Meaningless conversation, idle chat, pretentious senseless babble, gossip.

e.g.

Dave: " I plan on marrying this summer."
Mark: "STFU ! What did u propose on the elevator? That's elevator talk"
Jane: "What the heck is up with Travis? He's delusional lately."
Chelsea: "That's elevator talk you know you really don't speak like that Jane!"
by Anunak January 24, 2015
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space elevator

This is a type of turd. It is defined as a poo that touches the surface of the toilet water whilst still connected to the person pooing. This is analogous to the theoretical space elevator, which is a counterbalance in geostationary orbit that is anchored to a point on the Earth's surface by a long cable.
Roberto: "I just did two space elevators in one sitting"
Dom: "Niiice"
by Scorlibran February 25, 2014
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elevator circles

Walking awkwardly around a large elevator lobby after you press the button, because you don't know which elevator door to stand by.
At work yesterday, my boss walked by while I was doing my elevator circles, and now he thinks I'm crazy.
by daphnia_b June 15, 2009
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Elevator Dance Party

1) When you stick a half-dozen goofy white guys with Hawaiian shirts and khaki shorts in the elevator of a busy office/residential building. One person carries around a boombox or some small stereo in hand and the rest attempt to do stereotypical white man dance techniques like the shopping cart, water sprinkler, or the cabbage patch. The music of choice is usually a trance/techno mix. Movement is limited, so you get what looks like a rhythmless, homosexual clusterfuck. Usually will only last up to 15 minutes, when at that time someone complains that they can't take the elevator because a group of dorks are taking up too much room and/or making a scene.

2) A real sausage fest.
"When some guys from SUNY Albany tried to throw an Elevator Dance Party, their shindig was prematurely halted due to Aunt Jemima complaining about it. On the bright side, at least they didn't permanently ruin their chances of scoring with a woman for the next several years."

"Elevator Dance Parties never include more than one of two ladies tops, so it ends up being a statistical sausage fest."
by Nick February 4, 2004
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Elevator Glitch

An 'elevator glitch' is a computer game term. Mainly used for online multiplayer games, whereby, a player/avatar leaves the 'game areana' or map floating vertically (as if in an invisible elevator)by means that the developer clearly didn't intend.
whilst during a call of duty modern warfare 2 game, finding a spot whereby the charcter crawls in between an object which will not allow him to stand up, then moves slighty so they are between the point the can stand and cannot stand. Thus an Elevator Glitch occurs floating the charcter into the air.

foor good visual examples, search youtube.
by the elevator king. November 25, 2009
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Elevator Operator

When someone intentionally pushes your buttons, and takes you there (even though it's not a place you want to get to).

When white people pretend to be well-intentioned (possibly while giving backhanded compliments), yet repeatedly over-step boundaries or do microaggressions intentionally until you snap. Then, they act all innocent and wonder what happened, because it was a relatively small thing they eventually did that caused you to go there.

It is a compound of multiple transgressions. Someone could do the same thing many times, or multiple different things, consecutively. An example would be centering themselves, then gaslighting, then white-splaining and victim-blaming, whatabouting, and any other microaggressions or transgressions done until the Black person in the scenario has had more than enough and loses their temper.
White Woman 1: "(Black Woman 1) completely went off on me after I touched her hair. I just don't understand it. I don't know why she's so angry. She has a new hairstyle every week! I was giving her a compliment; It's not like I was trying to hurt her or anything. (White Woman 2) and I touch each other's hair all the time."
Black Woman 2: (Black Woman 1) politely asked you to stop doing that at least 10 times. I was there. You pulled an elevator operator on her.
by TheConsciousnessEngineer December 22, 2020
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