crooked as a Florida election

Inspired by the incompetence and blatant corruption, often both at the same time, seen in Florida elections since the year 2000.

Our city council is as crooked as a Florida election.

by james savik November 15, 2018

Electile Dysfunction

The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.

"Is anyone appealing to you in this years presidential race?"
"Naa... No one excites me. I think I'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction."

by ScottySlave January 18, 2008

2016 Election

The most fucked up election in America in a long time.

To be honest, I don't think I'm going to vote in the 2016 election. It's a fucking mess.

by Assassin aprentice September 18, 2016

Electric Chair

Also known as the double shocker. The electric chair involves forming a shocker with each hand and putting those hands together so that they match up symmetrically. The pair of hands is then used to pleasure a female partner in the same manner in which a shocker would. The hands can be moved in opposite directions while inserted in the female also known as "extra-voltage" electric chair. The electric chair originated in Peoria, Illinois.

Steve: I want to give Anna a shocker so bad.
Miguel: Anna is a high class girl. you should use the electric chair.
Steve: Extra voltage time!

by peoriaflipper June 22, 2010

electric soul

Someone who wants the best for others, lights up a room when they enter, and can usually be caught with a smile on their face.

"What a sweetheart, she's got a pure electric soul"

by lilmrssss_sara February 22, 2015

I WON THE ELECTION

The diarrhetic mouth ejaculate of a lifelong loser and sociopath who will never know true love or happiness.

Donald Trump: "I WON THE ELECTION!"

by millstone November 17, 2020

Electric Moose

The act of attaching electrodes to someone ass cheeks. The person who has the electrodes attached to their ass spreads their ass cheeks. Another person then charges full speed ahead, with their hands on their head mimicking moose antlers. They then proceed to ram their hands, and head up the other person's ass.

What did you do today?

I ran out of shotgun shells, so I electric moosed my girlfriend.

by Fearix March 3, 2011