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What a Einstein”
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Einstein

The name "Einstein" can be used in three ways

1. Calling someone clever, smart, intelligent

2. Calling someone stupid, slow, idiot

3. Commenting on someones hair or appearance
"Yes that's an apple, Einstein"

"Look, it's Einstein!!"
by Auroris March 10, 2022
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Einstein

Scomo when he decides that he is minister for everything.
Pedestrian News Headlines: "Hon. Einstein is now minister for everything. WHAT A BLOODY LEGEND"
by Daniiboyy12342644 October 22, 2022
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Einstein

Diddy blud who thinks he epstien and does the 67 calculator math joke hahha 67 get it.
Is blud Einstein?
by Kirkinator61 November 10, 2025
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Einstein Moments

A moment of above normal awesomeness or pure genius.

Thinking outside of the box.
Seeing something familiar in different and creative ways.

Opposite of blonde moments
Eureka! I've had an Einstein Moments!
by k00lkatznkidz May 18, 2013
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Einstein's erection

A 1993 credit union quiz team that aroused the masses/ took East Tyrone by storm bringing home gold
Mummy, when I grow up, I want to be in Einstein's erection!!
by Mrs Mooney September 3, 2015
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Einstein's *very* Special Theory of Relativity

An advanced sexual maneuver whereby your girlfriend deep-throats you far enough down that your pubes look a bit like an Albert Einstein mustache on her upper lip, and then she recites Albert Einstein quotes as best she can.
"God does mmph play mppphhh."

"Mmmmphhh equals mmmmmphhh C sqummmph"

-Probable utterances by a person performing Einstein's *very* special theory of relativity.
by Televangelist July 7, 2009
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