Einstein

the most bitching scientist ever... came up with the equation
E=MC^2. which in layman's terms means. mass how much space an object occupies times the speed of light squared gives you energy. can also be used to describe someone of a genus quality.
WOW! tom got a 120% on his calculus test because he got all of the bonus questions right.. he is practically an Einstein
by gohan9001 February 27, 2007
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einsteined

Verb. the act of being called out on acting or doing something lame/dumb.
Guy #1: OK, I'm going to go home and watch a movie with my mom. See all you later!

Guy #2: Wow, you watch movies with your mom? That's so lame.

Guy #3: (to Guy#1)You just got einsteined, man.
by lovecarlii May 16, 2009
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Benjamin Einstein

What you would call a stupid person to make them feel better about themselves.
Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 09, 2018
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dirty einstein

when a guy fucks himself in the ass...
After I divorced Gina, I figured out how to dirty einstein and voila!
by Dr. Simulacra November 07, 2013
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Little Einsteins

The kids show that freaking everyone now knows the theme song to.the show teaches young kids about classical musicians in a way kids enjoy.
Guy 1:ugh what is the deal with the little Einsteins theme song?no one will remember it in like a week
Guy 2:nah bruh!little Einsteins is fire!
Guy 1:ugh
by SomeIrishguy February 28, 2015
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Eco Einstein

The recycling of other peoples ideas.

An idea seen as brilliant put forward by a work mate that seem very familiar.
Mainly because you or someone else suggested it months ago and nobody but the Eco Einstein was listening.

Hes a bloody Eco Einstein, I suggested looking for a better CRM months ago to my line manager, but now he's the golden boy because he bought it up in his appraisal with the dept manager.
by Crustytreemonkey April 21, 2009
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Little Einsteins

we're goiN ON A TRIP IN OUR GODDAMN ROCKET SHIP ZOOMIN THROUGH THE MOTHERFUCKING SKIES little einsteinssssss
Aka my life story
Aka what every single goddamn vine is nowadays and every single 10-12 year old sings it
whats that song your singing? Little Einsteins...ok sweetie that's enough
by IzzyBeeotch April 05, 2015
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