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A Wake up Eggman

A finger gently slid into the booty from your partner that is also whispering "E G G M A N" in your ear during
I gave my man a Wake up Eggman. I'm pretty sure he loved it
by Zelos9 May 18, 2019
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Dr Eggman Blue

Something that you should never ever look up.
Person 1: Don’t look up Dr Eggman Blue
Person 2: Ok
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The Eggman

Where you girl tickles your balls with her mustache
Yo bro my girl Is so good giving The Eggman like it feels so good
by Dankwizard6969 October 1, 2019
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Gaylord Eggman

The archetype of piss boy. Litterally cristal pepsi personnified. A little fucking asshole who loves to drink dog urine at funerals. Don't leave him alone with the elderly. Likes to hit on homeless people
"Apparently he never shutz without a spotter. He even wipes his ass after"
"Total gaylord eggman"
by Gaylord Eggman November 22, 2021
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chinesse eggman

that one chinesse friend that when he cuts his head he looks like an egg and when said hello to you have to say harro
that chinesse eggman really looks like a big fat egg
by ilovechinesseeggeman November 24, 2024
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junior grimes (junior the egomaniac)

a boy of ambiguous yet villainous nature. Originated from wherever he feels he needs to be. Often mistaken for Arabic, speaks different languages yet ancestry is likely European but lives all around the world. grimes has English origin yet some of his knowledge originated from the east but prefers to live in the west.

A middle eastern looking white man who speaks French and Spanish yet born to an australian father but moved to America, what the hell even is junior Grimes???????
Example:

Girl: are you arab?

Junior; sometimes

________

Cop; how old are you?

Junior: yes

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Woman; are you a billionaire?

Junior: I can be, for reality is what I desire it to be

Woman: *speechless*

Junior grimes (junior the egomaniac) is enigmatic yet charming to say the least
by Morganize November 3, 2021
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junior the egomaniac

Junior the egomaniac = the forbidden one. The father of chaos and all things forbidden.

Often depicted as a blonde haired and blue eyed man his true form remains unknown yet he is well known for the religion based on him known as “juniorism” for anyone that follows him shall be known as “children of grime” or “juniortrooper”

A SoundCloud rapper and controversial Internet personality who enjoys provoking people. Since he has no regard for the rules it’s very hard to offend or deter him from his goals which are usually malevolent and intended to cause chaos. he’s also infamously a tik toker but that’s another can of worms.

Junior the egomaniac is the OFFICIAL title given to junior grimes or Darnell grimes depending on which personality your referring to. Junior is a mentally ill man child who considers himself the worlds first supervillain

Junior the egomaniac is the true calling/title of this dirty kid as are many others but he is known for his HUGE EGO so there’s that....
Person 1; yo check out this new J grimes song I’m listening to

Person 2: what? You listen to J grimes? That dudes a filthy brit

Person 1: oh yea, he’s entertaining as hell though,

Person 2; yea, maybe he should’ve been anything but a rapper

Person 1&2: *laughing*

J Grimes IS junior grimes “

OR “junior the egomaniac”

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Group of Girls: *giggling*

Teacher: what’s so funny that you gals disrupt the class?

Girl 1: It’s junior grimes, he posted another cringey video!

Girl 2: omg yes, his tik toks are total cringe!

Teacher: you know what? You might be right

Entire Class: .....

Police: OMG that’s junior the egomaniac!

Swat team: shoot on sight!

Junior Grimes is an infamous egomaniac and Tik toker
by Neutronormalizer July 10, 2021
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