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Driver's Education

A Government run program in which VHS tapes made in the eighties and nineties containing crashes are shown. Intended to scare teens to keep off the streets.
"Ok kids, here's todays driver's education video."

"Ha ha ha, we're a bunch of drunk teens in a car on a country freeway!"
In a different car:
"Tommy, do you want to try gymnastics?"
CRASH

"And that, kids, is why you never drink and drive."
by ThomasHunter14 December 16, 2012
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Public School Education

A school system that full of exaggerated claims, false hopes, and empty promises. The American public school system is a shitty school system. It is a school system that take in billions of dollars annually, pays no income taxes, and always needs more money. Public school education easily has the biggest bullshit story in the world. With that said most kids would agree that the American public school education system is completely incompetent and just doesn't even give a fuck. They don't give a fuck about kids. If everyone knew that than the American public school education system would be out on the loving, caring ass a long time ago.
This is why a homemaker cannot hold a candle to a high school principal. When it comes to believing in anything public school education says I tried. I really did try. I really did try to believe that public school education was the best education system in the world, I found out that public school education is nothing more that total bullshit. This is why I have a hostile view towards the American public school education system.
by Viscount Druitt February 9, 2020
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Dazai And Chuuya Educational Sounds

Throughout the Bungo Stray Dogs anime, Dazai and Chuuya make some very sus sounds. As a code name to not be sus 24/7 the fandom refers to these as ‘Educational Sounds
I love Dazai And Chuuya Educational Sounds, They’re so hot!”
“Ayo- (≖_≖ )“
by Kaveh’s #1 Simp July 23, 2023
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Educating Gordon Day

An international holiday where people educate Gordon, a big blue engine who knows everything and shall complain whenever he wants.
"What's this, Educating Gordon Day?"
by Randomdudepersonman June 2, 2021
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education

We dont need no education,
We don't need no thought control,
No dark sarcasam in the classroom,
Teacher leave those kids alone...

Hey, Teachers! Leave them kids alone!
by Dan? December 12, 2003
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Education Inflation

When a job, which ten years ago only required a high school education, now requires a bachelor's degree or higher. Other jobs, once requiring only a bachelor's degree, now require a master's degree.
You would think with my job experience that I could get a job as a sales representative at that crappy store. However, due to education inflation, I must now have a bachelor's degree.
by ARBaker August 11, 2011
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Educational Suicide

When you fail to complete an assignment/project and your grade drops so low that it can't be fixed.
Damn, if i dont this history project, my grade is going to commit educational suicide
by AviMgg December 28, 2015
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