Eating Dick

What you accuse a person of doing when they can't pay attention.

E.D.D Eating Dick Disorder. Person who can't focus cause they get distracted easy

Angel: Look out bro you're gonna hit that car
Carlos: Damn bro, I didn't see that nigga coming
Angel: You're too busy eating dick. Focus bro focus

by thats September 22, 2011

Eat Dick

The act of someone falling face first into hard ground in an embarrassing manner.

WOW! Did you just see James eat dick trying to jump that table?

by joe slides August 23, 2008

Eat Dick

The phrase used when teeing off during frisbee golf. The Eat is stressed and the Dick is screamed in a high pitch voice.

Josh: Drewski dude tee off
Drew: Aight...Eat Dick!

by Bigazn1990 December 3, 2009

alpha beta eat a dick

Sisterhood of one and only one motto: EAT. A. DICK.
The sorority that always you to do you WHEN you want to do YOU.

"What's the best sorority around?"
"Alpha Beta Eat A Dick".

by α β Σ Δ τ March 28, 2015

I wanna eat yo dick

A famous lyric from cupcakKe's "Deepthroat".

"Lick lick lick lick lick (I lick) I wanna eat yo dick"

~cupcakKe

by TheRealUnkn0wn June 10, 2019

eating dick

Eating cock (adverb.) The act of falling very hard, possibly hard enough your legs kick up in the air.

Ex.1)
Ron:Wow man that fall must have hurt.

Nick:Yeah man, I totally ate dick.

Ex.2)

Him:Babe can I at least teach him how? He is going to be eating dick all day if I don't!

Her:Honey its better if he eats dick and learns from his own mistakes.

by Good-advice-doggo November 18, 2016

eat dick, fucker

best phrase ever

ty can i wear your hat?

NO! eat dick, fucker

by josh70 January 6, 2009