Good-advice-doggo's definitions
Eating cock (adverb.) The act of falling very hard, possibly hard enough your legs kick up in the air.
Ex.1)
Ron:Wow man that fall must have hurt.
Nick:Yeah man, I totally ate dick.
Ex.2)
Him:Babe can I at least teach him how? He is going to be eating dick all day if I don't!
Her:Honey its better if he eats dick and learns from his own mistakes.
Ron:Wow man that fall must have hurt.
Nick:Yeah man, I totally ate dick.
Ex.2)
Him:Babe can I at least teach him how? He is going to be eating dick all day if I don't!
Her:Honey its better if he eats dick and learns from his own mistakes.
by Good-advice-doggo November 18, 2016
Get the eating dickmug.