Jersey earthworm

A jersey earthworm is when you go soft during intercourse, but successfully play it off without the girl knowing.

Yo man, last night i pulled a jersey earthworm and she told me she wanted to see me again!

by Peachtreez July 27, 2016

The cows in Earthworm Jim

I swear bruh wth is with these cows in all of the Earthworm Jim games, Like James Rolfe said, Is it an inside joke? Seriously why cows bro, this question might not be ever answered. Anyway, the cows in Earthworm Jim is a joke/ reference in the games.

Dude I just beat Earthworm Jim 2, and then princess What's Her Name just Turned into a cow, and then Psy- Crow just turned into one two, what is the thought process of this?!?!? This is another blunder of the Cow references in these games, why tho!!!?! The cows are a joke/ reference definitely. The Cows In Earthworm Jim back at it again.

by Gabe_Motherboard May 8, 2023

earthworm

earthworms occur when two men engage in sex. the man getting sexed begins to release poop from his anus while the other man is screwing him. upon cumming the giver continues to pound the takers bottom impacting copious amounts of poop in the erect penis. then as the giver removes his penis it gets soft and the impacted poop begins to fall from the urethral canal resembling the trail of an earthworm.

John let Jim screw him and now hes waiting for the earthworm.

by duane ruttiger January 28, 2018

Earthworm Jim

When a guy jerks himself off until he cums, but while it's still soft enough to bend it around and cum in his own ass.

Earthworm Jim, he's such a groovy guy
Earthworm Jim, he rockets through this guy

by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018

Earthworm jimming

Where you bust a nut into a beer pong funnel while the tube is your your ass. Sadly only men who identify as hermaphrodites believe this is the only way to continue breeding in a flat earth world.

I was spending time with my Jehovah witness friends when I look over and I see Mateo Earthworm jimming while reading the Bible

by DJ loves hummy gummys March 19, 2019

Dead Earthworm

A penis that won’t become erect during sex no matter how hard you try.

Me and Brenda tried to do it last night, but I couldn’t get hard because I found out I have a dead earthworm

by CaptainPete2024 January 10, 2024

Earthworm

Latching your lips around a flaccid penis and pulling way back like a momma bird until the penis snaps back like a worm still half in the earth.

I was tired as shit, but Shelia was so horny she was treating me like an earthworm

by misselaneous January 23, 2021