connectile dysfunction

(noun) The sudden loss or inability to maintain network connectivity.

"I can't connect to the website. I might be experiencing connectile dysfunction."

by fodeewater January 25, 2008

reptile dysfunction

When your snake fails to charm her.

Due to my boyfriends persistent reptile dysfunction, I have to bang his best friend in order to have a big-O.

by telephone man August 30, 2010

Cocktile Dysfunction

Suffering from a soft floppy penis. Unable to achieve a stiffy.

All that whiskey gave me cocktile dysfunction.

I had cocktile dysfunction last night so she had to suck a softy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Bogial-Dysfunction

The state of being continually, and unalterably bogus as a mf -
Otherwise known as being terminally bogus.

Yo, you got bogial-dysfunction if you think shorty fya.
Avani has a severe case of bogial-dysfunction.

by Dr professor bogus October 06, 2022

Reptile dysfunction

Get it from riemke

Riemke gave me reptile dysfunction

by Bennnnnna2 March 08, 2020

interuptile dysfunction

The act of calling a friend and accidentally interrupting him/her in the act of making out, having sex, etc, etc.

Dude, I called David and this girl answered the phone. She said he was "busy". I totally have interuptile dysfunction.

by Spaghetti Dave March 17, 2009

dysfunctional definitions

The shit you look up for... here on this website.

Ex 1: Awww boy, I'm gonna look up some stupid crap on urban dictionary again, you know, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 2: The reasons you occasionally have an outrageous laugh on yours truly, due to, you guess it, dysfunctional definitions.
Ex 3: What is greater than 4?
"What." t(-_-t)... A very discreet, yet mildly entertaining definition of dysfunctional definitions.

by SteelBallsOfLight February 14, 2018