red dwarf

Best tv show ever in the world anywhere.
Need another series!!!!!

Red dwarf = Pure genius

by Lilgap February 1, 2005

dwarfbayne

part dwarf - The coolest species ever. They enjoy digging and finding pretty rocks. part bayne - bayne, is the biggest baddest mofo around, most famous for his chronic masturbation!

dude 1 - omg its dwarfbayne
dude 2 - holy sheet epic wins!

by pompous brit May 13, 2010

poison dwarf

A short not necessarily small, in fact quite rotund and flabby, vindictive person ie ex wife who regrets her previous actions and spends the rest of her sad little (quite literally) life trying her hardest to make everyone elses life a misery.
Thankfully most people see this person for what they really are and treat them as they would something on the bottom of their shoe.

Poison dwarf = short, fat and unhappy

by Extremely happy person who thanks poison dwarf for all her mistakes June 22, 2006

Tossing a Dwarf

When one farts hard, expecting nothing sinister, and a nasty surprise ensues. This useage arose after the battle of Helm's Deep, which is an thinly-veiled innuendo for an anal cavity.

Victim: Hurry up and get us to Taco Bell... I think i just tossed a dwarf. (Tossing a Dwarf)
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf!

by Mr. Clean Trousers March 22, 2009

Derf

A number between 5 and 6. It was created by Carly from iCarly.

1: What is that new number T-Bo was talking about?
2: Oh yeah! That is derf.

by 2000s Kids Are Better May 24, 2018

Hot Doerfler

A dry handjob; preferably from an ROTC girl or a very butch female.

"Dude she gave me a Hot Doerfler and then I went back out. Perfect night."

"I hope i can atleast get a Hot Doerfler tonight."

by captain butt hash February 5, 2010

piss dwarf

The mysterious person who somehow misses the urinal and piss on the floor next to it.

the piss dwarf was at the urinal again...

by Pikfrik October 18, 2008