Dubsessed

A person is obsessed with dubstep. Symptoms include uncontrollable stomping to dubstep, listening to dubstep with the volume on max all the time, an uncontrollable urge to "womp" (making a noise that is trying to recreate the deep oscillating lows of dubstep music)

(pronounce it like obsessed)

hey man, you really need to get help, your ears are bleeding. You are definitely dubsessed

by DrayNorton December 27, 2010

abbie dusenberry

Back-stabber, fun but not very nice, watch-out she will turn on you in an instant, blames everyone else for her actions, trust me, just look out

Abbie Dusenberry cares about no one except herself.

by I know when you are sleeping May 25, 2016

made her dessert

Performed cunnilingus on ones female companion.

Sheila and I had a big fight.but we made up and she put my groceries in her mouth and I made her dessert

by worldwideschizophrenia December 22, 2013

Dissertation Brain

When you spend a very long time at the computer, working on your dissertation (or other big project) but come away feeling like you have achieved nothing, but you are also no longer able to function normally. Usually cured by alcohol.

I have so got Dissertation Brain, I've been sat here for 5 hours, have achieved nothing. It's due in in 48 hours :S

by princesshelz April 10, 2011

just desserts

A common misspelling of the phrase "just deserts". While the two phrases are pronounced exactly the same, "desert" with the emphasis on the second syllable means something that one deserves, rather than an extremely arid expanse of land. "Dessert", on the other hand, is a sweet dish consumed after a meal.

shane123: lol i guess he got his just desserts
rob497: i think you mean "just deserts"
shane123: fuck off u grammar whore
rob497: okay jesus

by elusiveyellow August 25, 2013

dissertation

An idea that was spawned from the evil nasty dissertation monsters to make students fail university and waste three years of their life and lots of money

I have a 15000 word dissertation to hand in, in less than 72 hours Argh !

by DirkDiggler April 5, 2003

Disserdating

When you devote so much time to your dissertation (or related projects and research and efforts to put off writing) that you are no longer interested in romantic relationships/sex.

Guy 1: "Hey, I wonder if I should ask that hottie out?"

Guy 2: "Nah, I hear she's too busy disserdating!"

by lawilamoto October 15, 2009