umpling dumpling

The weirdest faggot of them all, he will chase you with a purple dildo, and if you get him mad, for however long he was mad, thats how long hell chase you naked

Dude, your acting like Umpling Dumpling

by shohn hodges May 4, 2018

Dumpty

A perfect substitute for the word "retard," now that we're not allowed to say that word anymore.

Dillon has been such a re... dumpty lately. Must be the extra chromosome.

by dumptydaddy January 29, 2020

puckered dumpling

(noun) A clenched anus, or puckered starfish, but also referring to a particularly nice bottom encompassing it.

I guess he's an ass jockey, 'cause he never sweats a fudge pickle when he sees a puckered dumpling.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

Dumpling Stew

noun. The act of intentionally vomiting in someones mouth while you kiss them.

She told me she was a USC fan, so i gave her the Dumpling Stew!

by Brandon St Randy April 22, 2009

Dumpy Clap

The acknowledgment of the fact that an ass consisting of more fat than muscle is viable for hardcore intercourse resulting in audible clapping noises.

“Damnn shorty thicc af brody”
“You right about that, Dumpy Clap!”
“Dumpy definitely Clap man”

by NikkyRacks April 20, 2019

Dumpy Cunt

Your basic cunt but unlike other well maintained cunts makes no attempt to make herself look fit and attractive. A dumpy cunt is the worst type of cunt out there.

KC: Yo Kelly's friend Jen is over there talking shit about other women again.

BC: That dumpy cunt has no right to say shit. Bitch hasn't been to the gym in 20 years.

by Cornhole Barbie August 2, 2019

humpty-dumpty-do-able

an attractive female that you would like to give your love nectar to.

look at molly she sure is humpty-dumpty-do-able

by farmerbrown January 8, 2009