Fashion Designer

The lord of clothes, the creator of all your ass wears this very moment!

James: Hey so what do you do for a living?
Sho-Joe: I'm a fashion designer...
James: So can you fix this hole I have in my socks?
Shoe-Joe: Get away you freak!!! I don't use needles and thread, ew!!!

by Oh Gordon March 2, 2009

industrial designer

An anal retentive, black slack (and jumper) wearing person who spends their life pushing their point of view when others just want to get on with the job at hand.

That 3mm rad would look better at 2.8!
If you dress in black, you are an industrial designer!
If you can sketch like a child, you are an industrial designer!
If you sell your services as a colour consultant, then you are probably an industrial designer!

by John G Wel September 14, 2006

designer's block

When any form of a designer can't come up with creative ideas. Similar to writer's block in the sense that nothing gets done.

I can't think, I have terrible designer's block!!

by 1anonymous123 November 11, 2009

web designer

A person who designs web sites, either for a living or just to complete their empty lives.

Your webpage looks like shit. Hire a web designer instead.

by Tillyados May 14, 2005

Designer Vagina

sum proper safe fanny like
nice tight lips and everyting

Gage: you bro her lips were sagging like fuck
Moz: Man i only go for DV's now
Gage: wtf are DV's
Moz: Designer Vagina, theyre well nice bruv

by Moz99 December 16, 2008

Designerzilla

An overzealous, crazy designer what continually monitors the web for people infringing on his/her copyright.

Did you see that girl used her designs? She went designerzilla on her!

by elaine b. March 22, 2008

Designer dog

(1)Any dog which is crossbred with another canine species with other crossbreeders BUT it does not includes dogs that are forcefully BRED IN A "PUPPY MILL" with other dog including inbreeding with the mother dog & any other dog from the same litter.

(2) a type of dog which was formally known as a "Mutt" or "Mongrel".

Me & my neighbor decided to go to the Designer Dog business by breeding her Poodle with my Cocker Spaniel.

by BruinKiller3469 March 23, 2009