Biggus Dickus

While a largely unknown person, Biggus Dickus is said to be a very great friend of Caesar. Anyone daring to laugh at his name is said to end up being a gladiator. His wife's name is Incontinentia Buttocks.

I heard this dude ended up as a gladiator because he laughed when he heard the name 'Biggus Dickus'.

by fixo January 7, 2019

ducksexual

To be sexually attracted to ducks (fun fact: duck rhymes with fuck) ducksexual is often used as a joke between friends and on social media (this definition itself is a joke)

Josh: hey
Alec: I fucked a duck yesterday

Josh: cool
Alec: yeah I'm ducksexual
Josh: Cool so am I

by Shimmermoon01 May 30, 2016

Feeding Ducks

v. dating, but one or more of the parties involved claims it isn't dating

Girl 1: America said they went on a date but Iggy said they didn't

Girl 2: It wasn't a date. They were just feeding ducks

by hahahailuvyouguys June 28, 2012

throws ducks

Throws wobbly football passes

Peyton manning throws ducks... Touchdown ducks.

by DucksDisaster March 29, 2016

Ducks on the pond

~australian
Women have entered the room, and it is time to stop talking about tits/ass/snatch/rooting/drinking etc.

Two blokes are standing around talking about the rack on the next door neighbour, when both their wives walk in. One spies them out of the corner of his eye and says quietly, "Ducks on the pond." Instantly, the subject is changed.

by Berserker December 9, 2004

Ducks in your face

A terrible state of affairs where you become the ridicule of everyone around you. Nothing you say or do has any credibility, due to the ducks being in the way. An insult used to point out the victims insignificance. Often associated with being recklessly intoxicated.

Person A: "Now listen to me, it's a fact that...

Person B: : "Shut up! You've got ducks in your face!"

by Skorrrochorro August 19, 2010

Swamp ducks

Often used by teachers, this term is widely used and will quite often make you cringe.

"Gather around the inner sanctor santorium my little swamp ducks"
"Come on my little swamp ducks"
"Sam please take your hat and headphones off my little swamp duck"

by The real extra chromosome December 13, 2018