Dick Ducking

Dodging A Creep hitting on you!

" If you can dodge a dick , you can dodge a ball!" or "Remeber the 5D's of Dick Ducking: Dodge , Duck, Dip , Dive and DODGE"

by Trish&AmbDoubleTrouble August 30, 2017

ducking

Where one avoids another due to being scared or a coward.
The term 'ducking' is often used in combat sports such as boxing.

David Haye is 'ducking' the Klitschko brothers. He is a coward and/or chicken. For over two years David Haye has stated he is going to 'beat up' the two Klitschkos but doesnt want to fight them. He has made up numerous excuses not to fight them and even pulled out of a fight one week before it was scheduled.

by paulrmcf December 9, 2010

Ducking

When a girl puts two pringles in her mouth to form the illusion of a duck's bill and procedes to insert a penis though the "duck bill".

Dude I was munching on my pringles when this bitch came up to me and asked took two of them and started ducking me.

by Zuraxs Blows August 10, 2009

ducking the fog

Ducking the Fog is a spoonerism, or swapping the first two letters in two words. It is a more polite version of the phrase 'Fucking the Dog'. The meaning of both is 'doing nothing.'

Example: In response to the question "What are you doing tonight?" you might answer, "The usual, fucking the dog." Or "Ducking the fog, man."

by SteveW1 October 11, 2014

dick ducking

Dodging advances by men, usually sexual in nature

Damnit I wish men would quit hitting on me. I'm so tired of dick ducking.

by Texasjabberwocky May 13, 2016

Ducking a Jeep

The act of placing rubber ducks on Jeeps is a form of a gay mating call.

Bob was caught ducking a Jeep of a man he likes.

by HustlinHoosier March 11, 2023

ducking the rope

The act of going outside a ski resort boundry or closed area. Ducking a rope often results in the loss of one's skiing or snowboarding privlages and in many states and provinces is punishable by law.

If I catch you ducking the rope again, I'm going to have to pull your ski pass.

by The Snow Prophet May 11, 2010