Drunkolepsy

Someone who consumes so much alcohol that they pass out at random and fall down.

Kevin was so drunk, he fell out of his chair due to his chronic drunkolepsy.

by Mr. One Three July 15, 2009

Drunkelstiltskin

A person who when you're drunk you can only guess their name.

The next round is on Drunkelstiltskin.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 February 20, 2009

Drunkenstein

A person who gets so drunk that the can no longer hold conversations, talk normally or function like a normal human. Drunkenstein can usually only stiffly walk to the bar and order more booze in a language only a bartender will understand.

Drunkensteins tend to grunt and groan more frequently than normal drunks.

Drunkenstein has been known to say "Booze gooood, water baaad!"

Check out Drunkenstein heading back to the bar. I bet he's not ordering water!

by Fritopia March 18, 2009

Drunken Karaoke

When a female is going down on a male, and she so drunk she can't seem to put the penis into her mouth, yet she's moaning at it as it sloshes around her face. This is usually accompanied with a fair amount of saliva which in turn, smears her hair onto her face and looks like sweat from a live concert performance.

My god. Last night was insane! She totally did a drunken karaoke.

by -djb- April 7, 2011

drunken autopilot

a cognitive state in which you act without self-awareness or restraint as a result of drinking many alcoholic beverages;

"she went thru Sunday on drunken autopilot"; "Her fell down some stairs last night. Her knows better than to drunken autopilot alone"

by dfro May 5, 2006

Drunkest girl at the party

The girl/guy that either gets really drunk or acts drunk to get attention.

That dude was totally being the drunkest girl at the party when he fell in the pool.

by hammatime13 August 17, 2010

Drunken Immunity

Complete disregard on the part of a friend, girlfriend or ex-girlfriend for any minor stupid thing you said or did while drunk (i.e. drunk texting, drunk calling, drunken Facebook status updates, drunken confession, ETC).

Ex-girlfriend: "We broke up two days ago. Why did you call me at 3 A.M. for a booty-call?"

You: "I plead drunken immunity."

by gooddave May 16, 2010