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An Inconvienent Deuce

The act of defecating in the restroom of a bar or night club.
Although I thought I wouldn't need to when we left the house, I ended up having to drop An Inconvienent Deuce at the club when I was trying to talk to some ladies.
by Mr. Bad Idea July 7, 2012
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Doomsday Deuce

A poop that cannot wait; Having to take a shit so bad that if you don't get to a toilet within a few minutes, you wish you were wearing an adult diaper. Usually a mix of diarrhea with alot of gas.
Julie: What's the matter? You don't look well. We'll be at my parent's house in about 15 minutes.
Jim: (shifting nervously after turning the radio off) Jesus Christ, I have a doomsday deuce brewing, you have to find a bathroom now or else I'm gonna shit my pants!
by sciflyer.25 January 17, 2013
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morning deuce power hour

noun. Refers to the hour in the morning between breakfast and lunch when the hearty-breakfast crowd's sausage, eggs, and bacon finally make their way through the digestive tract. This usually results in a relatively short period of high restroom utilization.
The morning deuce power hour was fierce today! There wasn't an empty stall in the building at 10:30 AM. It must have been caused by the free breakfast tacos in the break room earlier.
by Word Llama October 8, 2008
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Clint "Deuce" Dempsey

The pinnacle of US Soccer.
Clint "Deuce" Dempsey is to the US as Diego Maradona is to Argentina.
by Soccer Lord November 5, 2010
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Morning Deuce Syndrome

Refers to the chronic inability to remain asleep in the early hours of the day due to awakening urges to deficate. Studies have shown that patients diagnoised with Morning Deuce Syndrome (MDS) suffer from loss of sleep and deficate on an irregular basis. The morning deuce often effects mental well being (depression) and can cause lack of energy throughout the rest of the day.
"I never get to sleep-in anymore. Everyday, really early in the morning I am woken up by the rumbling of a turd-muffin in my stomach and the call to deuce. The Doc says I've got Morning Deuce Syndrome."
by Dr. Marc Pierson January 4, 2005
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Deucemax

An extremely powerful laxative. Where other laxatives boast to be "Gently Effective," Deucemax is "Ruthlessly Efficient." Rectal bleeding is a sign that the drug is working.
Me and a bunch of friends took the Deucemax Challenge. We all lost.
by Speed Dub January 16, 2008
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Deuce Tweets

When a man/women creates a tweet (twitter post) on the toilet using a phone, laptop or other internet connected device.
Q: I just got a twitter update from you, but weren't you just in the bathroom... Did you Deuce Tweet?

A: Hell ya, I drop Deuce Tweets all of the time.
by amaxwell01 January 20, 2009
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