ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency)

A syndrome afflicting many individuals on the road, initially described from observing trends in Asian drivers. The underlying theory is a genetic defect that is unknown but may play a role in spatial orientation.

Observations include:

Inability to parallel park without hitting the curb several times, holding up the lane for close to 30 minutes and/or requiring your passenger to exit the vehicle to assist you by direction or switching seats.
Swerving from lane to lane at very slow speeds (20 mph less than posted limit)
Turning into a one way street or going against the direction of traffic more than once in a given year.
Frequent replacement of brake pads due to slamming on them milliseconds before contact

It took all 3 of us to get out of the car to help Jenn Wu park. I think her ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency) is acting up again, she must be off her meds.

I can't believe Xun Li flipped a bitch on a one-way street in the middle of the day! I don't want to say anything, but I think she has ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency).

by cricketchamp03 May 15, 2011

Mr T driving style

Constantly turning the steering wheel slightly while in motion, even on a perfectly straight road. Usually the result of an insane person talking jibba jabba in ones ear.

Hannibal, tell dis foo' Murdock to stop talking jibba jabba in my ear when I'm driving.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

driving the porcelain bus

When you've had too much to drink, and you wind up with two hands on the opened toilet in a kneeling position puking your guts out.

Man am I exhausted! I drank too much and was driving the porcelian bus all night!

by Ralph, the bus driver January 3, 2004

buzzed driving

Operating a motor vehicle with a blood-alcohol content just below the legal limit.

Robert thought he was only "buzzed driving," but he forgot that they recently lowered the legal limit from .1 to .08. Now he's fighting a DUI.

by Willie Bob May 12, 2008

Driving Like a Squirrel

One who is about to make a turn but for some second waits until the last possible second to dart out into the intersection and almost gets killed in the process by an oncoming vehicle. Just to piss people off. Like the suicidal squirrels that wait to dart across the street until your car is coming in places such as Pitman, New Jersey.

Donald and I are in his jeep about to make a left turn at a light, but waiting for an approaching white vehicle to pass. Suddenly, without warning, Donald turns without waiting and almost gets sidef***ed by the oncoming vehicle. "DONNY WHAT DA ****!? YOU ARE Driving Like a Squirrel!"

by Daniel G. Hays October 26, 2010

driving while intexticated

Driving while text messaging. In many cases it is more dangerouse than driving while under the influence, because the drivers are distracted and have a much slower response time. It is illegal in some states like Utah, because of the carnage created by text messangers.

Judy got arrested for driving while intexticated after she killed 3 people when she was sending a text message. Fortunately everupme got the message but it was not the one Judy sent.

by mlhiss September 24, 2009

Driving Like a Nigger

There are many facets to Driving Like a Nigger. Generaly, all over the road with total disregard for traffic laws, use of turn signals, speed limits, signage, (particularly, no parking signs), and of course, the lack seat belt use. (In most cases, with rap music thumping). Driving Like a Nigger can also apply to coming to a complete stop on a narrow residential inner city street, totaly plugging up traffic to bullshit with a bro, pick up a hoe, buy or sell crack, etc. etc. etc. Driving Like a Nigger can also be defined as positioning the drivers seat so it appears to be non existant to passerbys, and of course to sit on that reclined seat in the Detroit Lean position, one hand on the wheel, the other hand on their crotch.

Man 1:Jesus Christ, did you see that spook cut across all six lanes of traffic without signaling or even looking? Man 2: Fuck yea, he's driving like a Nigger!

by The CLE Steamer May 9, 2009