i am depressed

i am to :(

i am depressed you're depressed we're depressed :(

by CarlosTheTurtle September 4, 2021

stressed depressed lemon zest

Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.

"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."

by EasyPeasyIemonSqueezy October 10, 2019

depressed

depression: a thought the wraps itslef around you and wont let go. suffocating you, till you feel as if you no longer live. breathing becomes something you wish you could stop. noting feels right, good, or makes you happy. you feel alone, alone no matter how many people you surrond yourself with. you want to die, curl up in a ball and dissapear into the floor, the only thought on your mind is death and your funeral. you dream of the day your one wish could come true. you feel darkness all the time, ther is no differnce between day and night anymore. you cant feel anymore, your numb, you ache for soem sort of human feeling, but theres nothing, cutting is the only thing that almost keeps you sane. and eveyone wants to take it away. dont they understand? its the one thing thatr i look forward to, the one thig that keeps me alive, without it i will kill myslef. no. i will kill myslef either way. and when i dont succeed they lock me up saying that i can be let loose in society! my depression is to big and strong now, theres nothing you can do anymore to make it stop. the only way is death, and thats the only way i know that for sure this pain will truly end.

Im so depressed, i just want to sink into the floor.

by Carleen July 6, 2007

Depressed cupboard cheesecake

The most ridiculous name for a child ever. The daughter of a couple in Kent is genuinely named this. Usually people are named this if their parents have some kind of irrational hatred for them.

Kid 1: Whoa, is that Depressed Cupboard cheesecake over there??

Kid 2: Yeah. What a crap name

by IdiotFish March 17, 2011

Depressed

The feeling that can totally change your life. consumption of depression can lead to things that are irrational, but at the time seem wonderful to do such as..... suicide and drug consumption. Love or not being loved can be a big factor in being depressed because the one feeling that is stronger than depression leads to it faster than anything else

I am feeling so depressed right now because I feel that no one loves me for who I am, nor will they ever see because no one looks beyond what they see with their own two eyes

by Slap Jackin October 29, 2004

Fake Depressed Person

Someone among the ages of 8-15 who desperately wants attention. In a sad attempt to get attention, they claim they have various mental illnesses, one of them being depression. They have a Bart Simpsons profile picture with broken heart emojis around the head of Bart. They listen to depressed type music. All they want is attention, the best way to defeat these people is to ignore them. A fake depressed person will draw on their arms or scratch is vigorously to act like they cut themselves. They may even use makeup, if they're good at it. Once they made their fake cuts they roll their sleeves up or give their arms with the fake cuts as much exposure as possible so people will notice. Like I said. They want attention. They probably have a gacha profile picture as well. I genuinely hope these people get bullied so they get REAL depression.

Fake Depressed Person: "Everybody hates me.. nobody likes me.. I want to die lol"
Sensible person: "Stop being a fake depressed person. You're embarrassing yourself."

by jasmineoliviayale October 29, 2020

Down Depressed

The feeling of being overly sad over something that won't really matter later down the line.

After Beema got his AP Euro mcq back he was down depressed.

by Beema23 January 27, 2021