Draymonded

When someone is struck in the dick and balls.

That runner got Draymonded on that post.

by bruiserjr July 24, 2016

Drayton Valley, AB

A small town in Northern Alberta, Canada. This town is known for its Oilfield workers and Drug addicts. With the schools Holy Trinity Academy, Frank Maddock, St. Anthonys, Christian school, and Evergreen, it is filled with children. And with children, come pedophiles. Roughly, 1 in 10 adults is a pedophile. Be careful, children!

Have you been to Drayton Valley, AB?

by GaySkittleLord November 24, 2021

draymond snapchat

a picture of a very small, and crusty dick

That dick was as small as Draymond snapchat.

by yourmom1294175 December 16, 2016

Drayton Valley

A town located in the Northwest region of Alberta, Canada. A populous of about 7,000 people serving to an area of about 25,000. Mainly known for it's numerous oilfield jobs and involvement in the oil and gas industry, Drayton Valley is a wonderful community to raise a family in.

Hi, I'm from Drayton Valley. Where are you from?

by ToriLynn1336 March 10, 2009

Drayton

What comes out of the bowels when one sits on the toilet .

Man i sure took a huge Drayton last night after Taco bell, blew my stomach up!

by Haboryma June 5, 2018

Drayton

To Drayton is to defecate on the toilet, in front of your significant other whilst he/she is bathing or otherwise engaging in self cleansing rituals.

1.Finish your Drayton and come join me in the bath.

2.Get into the shower now, so I can Drayton.

3.Typical relationship conversation:
Man: 'Where are we in our relationship?'
Woman: 'I don't know, how do you feel?'
Man: '...Lets Drayton.'

4.I think I love you...wanna Drayton?

by Amy got Draytoned.....again May 24, 2011

Draygon

He\she is a crab-like monster from the Metroid games. When you face this thing, you find out it has kids, three of them. In your fight, he spays "web" at you which can make you go slower. When he dies, his kids come back and eat him.

Wow, Draygon is very hard to beat.

by Konmaster15 March 28, 2011