draft dodger

Donald Trump because he’s a cunt

Our retarded so called president dodged the draft because his feet were too sensitive. He’s such a draft dodger.

draft dodger by Jewman543 January 31, 2019

Draft Dogged

When you have intentions or driving somewhere, get high on your way and are to paranoid to even stop at the location so you keep driving.

I was hot boxing and decided to go to the mall, drove all the way there and draft dogged when I suspected people might smell what I had been doing so drove around town instead listening to styx.

Draft Dogged by Mr. Zoog October 28, 2011

Draft Dodge 

Verb: The act of taking the time to type out a saucy comment or pedantic essay, only to delete it all in favor of an amicable prosaic note, thereby taking the high road and leaving no trace or permanent record of your true snarkiness.

After Donald pissed me off with his Tweet degrading Hispanic Americans, I almost posted a curse-laden response, but draft dodged it in favor of an eye roll emoji.

Draft Dodge by The Chameleon Novel December 27, 2020

Draft.js 

Draft JS: Noun, this is a synonym for Poop, see Poop for additional information.

Oh man, I went to the bathroom this morning and left a huge Draft.js!

Draft.js by fam-sky May 15, 2023

draft kings 

they are so desperate for users

draft kings suck. use caesar’s rewards

draft kings by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 18, 2024

Draft Princess 

Peloton royalty who contributes nothing to watts or navigation, but often provides endless commentary from the draft

I would ride with my sister, but she's just a draft Princess

Draft Princess by Morcars April 30, 2025

Draft Cunt

someone that is flat faced, and while big and strong is easily spooked or scared.

*Comes from the word Draft Horse, as horses are notorious for being muscle houses that are easily spooked*

John: Oi mate what are ya doing.

Blake: been struggling to get this fuckin roach out of my bathroom.

John: You fuckin draft cunt, give that broom here.

Draft Cunt by that readom 14 year old March 24, 2026