dr. phil

A ridiculous man who has been dubbed "dr" even though he has no doctorate in any major. He attempts to help white trash solve thier problems in the most "duh no shit" kind of ways. In the meantime he spreads his conservative ideas on to ignorent housewives.

My mother was watching dr. phil today and started telling me that i should turn myself straight and love jesus.

by MeatWhistle July 18, 2006

dr. phil

Dr. Phil Pleasures me, and i likie a lot.

Get off, GET OFF!!!!! Dr. PHIL would you get her off, i want you instead. ;-)

by filly's dorito sucker March 16, 2005

dr. phil

A texas born psychiatrist who has his own ridiculous talk show. Common themes include crack whores, obese people and abusive husbands. It's impossible to be chosen to appear on the show if your IQ is above 70.

If your addicted to drugs, you should go to rehab!
If you're fat you should go on a diet!
thank god for dr. phil, I never could have solved these problems on my own.

by yoitsashlee February 14, 2007

Dr. Phil

son of a bitch
well thats about it

hey did you hear what that guy did earlier?" "yea he's a real Dr. Phill"(son of a bitch)

by anal seepage August 8, 2006

Dr. Phil

Verb: to be a pain in the ass; to try and council people about issues you don't know about.

quit Dr. Phil'in me you ho'. I know more than you'll ever know!

by MeganDee. March 29, 2007

Dr. Phil

A straight up savage

I think Dr. Phil is Dr. Phil

by Mark madsen er dejlig July 24, 2018

Dr. Phil

Just watch the show.. he's a savage grandpa

"Ohh Dr. Phil just ate you alive with your spoiled ass shit"

by fendiWoods April 2, 2019