dr. phil

A ridiculous man who has been dubbed "dr" even though he has no doctorate in any major. He attempts to help white trash solve thier problems in the most "duh no shit" kind of ways. In the meantime he spreads his conservative ideas on to ignorent housewives.

My mother was watching dr. phil today and started telling me that i should turn myself straight and love jesus.

by MeatWhistle July 18, 2006

dr. phil

Dr. Phil Pleasures me, and i likie a lot.

Get off, GET OFF!!!!! Dr. PHIL would you get her off, i want you instead. ;-)

by filly's dorito sucker March 16, 2005

dr. phil

A texas born psychiatrist who has his own ridiculous talk show. Common themes include crack whores, obese people and abusive husbands. It's impossible to be chosen to appear on the show if your IQ is above 70.

If your addicted to drugs, you should go to rehab!
If you're fat you should go on a diet!
thank god for dr. phil, I never could have solved these problems on my own.

by yoitsashlee February 14, 2007

Dr. Phil

son of a bitch
well thats about it

hey did you hear what that guy did earlier?" "yea he's a real Dr. Phill"(son of a bitch)

by anal seepage August 8, 2006

Dr. Phil

Verb: to be a pain in the ass; to try and council people about issues you don't know about.

quit Dr. Phil'in me you ho'. I know more than you'll ever know!

by MeganDee. March 29, 2007

Dr. Phil

A fake old guy who needs to takes his chill pill everyday.

Dr. Phil, take your chill pill

by Silboy20 December 3, 2015

Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil also known as the Dr. Philosopher of joy is considered the hottest man alive. Dr. Phil makes money off of troubled children and parents but hey at least he's rich. He has his own TV show(oh yes) and often looks very SNAZZY on TV.

"Have you seen the Dr.Phil show?"
"OMG yes Dr. Phil is so hAwT"

by Dr. Philosopher December 12, 2018