douchenize

The act of being thoroughly stupid to the point of performing felatio while alot a giant elephant circling a sex robot.

douchenizing often leads to hurt elephants, broken sex robots and tread marks all over a mullet haired man's chest.

by Le douche February 9, 2005

Deucherize

(verb) To make oneself on somthing look deuchy

On Lax Bro day during spirit week the entire school deucherized themselves when wearing thier Lax jerseys and calling each other "bro".

by ZZZCrafter April 6, 2010

L'eau de doucherie

Self-explanatory- smells like an asshole or douchebag.

L'eau de (cologne) doucherie (douche bag + random French word cherie)

Waste yute: "Come see me tonight."
Girl with basic standards: "I can't. I have work tomorrow morning."
Waste yute: "You can't make any time for me?"
Girl with standards (thinking): I smell l'eau de doucherie.
Girl with standards: "I can't tonight, bae. I'm sorry."
Waste yute: "Wowwwww... OK. Talk to you later then."
*kisses teeth then hangs up*
Girl with standards: "What the fuck?"

by T&T'sDictionary March 19, 2023

doucherape

To take a douche and press it into the smaller inmates love chute.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DOUCHERAPE IS?!?!?!?!
Yo man this aint prizon, we dont doucherape here.

by Snatchmo July 30, 2008

douchevibe

someone who you barely know who gives you the feeling that they are a douche.

I don't know about you, but this guy is giving me the douchevibe.

by i am a cool cat forreal July 23, 2007

Doucherino

a girl that cant appreciate nor handle the velvety smooth crisp clean succulent taste of popov premium alchoholic beverage

Sarah is the biggest doucherino i know....damn i didnt even think a girl could stoop that low.

by sarahthedoucherino July 10, 2010

Doucheipel

A person who strives all their life to be the highest form of a douche bag, but does not succeed. They follow the acts of other douche bags, thus making them a follower of douche baggery acts.

Dori: He couldn't be more of a douche bag.

Tammie: That's because he's a doucheipel.

by Musiclove420 July 7, 2011