douchemiester

a guy that is a complete asshole but thinks he is hot shit and gods gift to woman when in all reality everyone see right thru him and hates him

woow hes such a douchemiester, he asked me out and made it seem like it was my loss after i rejected him

by yourworstnightmare87 June 5, 2011

Douchepop

A total jerk (male or female) who is so awful that they can not simply be a douche.

"Watch out. He's a total douchepop."

"That skank is such a douchepop!"

by PhantomJezzi September 30, 2011

doucheiest

The fact of being the epitome of a douche, douchey, or a douchebag.

That guy is so douchey, a real D-bag. No, he is the doucheiest guy I’ve ever met!

by Bob D. Bomb March 30, 2015

Douchepinion

The sharing of an opinion, but in an insulting or harsh way.

Eric: You gays don't deserve rights! You disgusting waste of human space!
Tim: Dude, stop sharing your douchepinion.

by Zedahktur April 11, 2016

doucheplex

Adjoining housing for douching douche bags.

The neighboring douche bags had to hurry home to their doucheplex to douche the day away so they could be ready to receive the night.

by sinner86 December 17, 2007

Douchebike

A pretentious bicyclist who dons the flashy gear and thinks he owns the road, smugly ignoring the fact that any car can pummel him to the ground at any moment.

I had to turn right and instead got cut off by this douchebike.

by deskjob October 18, 2009

Douchefire

Noun. When a person is caught in between two douchebags having a back and forth conversation.

John got caught in some serious Douchefire at the bar tonight.

by Jim the Sasquatch October 29, 2015