douchechill

Said by Dr. Tobias Funke in "Arrested Development", it implies a situation that is very awkward and uncomfortable for all parties. Also means someone who sucks at life, therefore making everyone around them uncomfortable.

Wow, Lucas is being a real douchechill.

by tncunnin April 14, 2005

douchemeister

Part of speech- Noun
1- Someone who sucks at life a lot

2- Mac Woeste

3- see douche

4- Jonah G and Josh W
That kids a total douchemeister

Mac & Josh are total douchemeisters.

by I C U P February 28, 2005

Doucheball

A very homosexual game played in P.E. class.

Dude, I dont want to play doucheball today, it sucks ass.

by A^Train November 30, 2004

douchepail

A douchepail is some complete and total asshaberdasher who exhibits more douchebaggery than a douchebag, but less than a douchebucket.
The logic here is that a pail is generally smaller than a bucket.

Linda is such a fucking douchepail for stuffing up all of the shitbowls in Dorm C with Scottowels!

by Telephony February 23, 2021

douchefail

Someone who never would have been born if their mother hadn't douched immediately after sex/a product of genetically inherited stupidity.

She never uses her turn signal, what a douchefail.

by Wandering Hermit April 14, 2021

douchemegly

Literal: Enlargement of a douche.

Noun: One who is a giant douchebag.

When J. took his patient outside so he could smoke while his non-smoking patient watched, he was labeled as a douchemegly.

by Word maker-upper April 11, 2010

Douchebagliness

(dew-sh-bag-lee-ness)
1) a derivative of douchebag denoting an exceptionally high level of douchebaggery
2) the quantifiable measure of the level of douchebaggery existing in any person, place or thing

1) I will most certainly not go to there and put myself in an environment with that level of douchebagliness.
2) I can smell the douchebagliness permeating the air around him.

by thephunk August 20, 2010