The activities of a group of douchebags in a social setting that unknowingly, annoys most of the people around them. Usually this is a table of college-aged men in a family restaurant or at an airport on the way to Spring Break. Easy to recognize by the backward turned hats, overly loud lewd jokes, and furious frowns of wait staff and nearby patrons.
Tom: How was your Dinner?
Sally: Great, except for the unending douchebaggery of the guys at the table next to us. They kept throwing peas at each other and talking about the waitress's ass.
Sally: Great, except for the unending douchebaggery of the guys at the table next to us. They kept throwing peas at each other and talking about the waitress's ass.
by Charva1976 April 28, 2011
Get the Douchebaggerymug. An event or act performed by a douchebag. This event or act will negatively impact a particular situation, can involve multiple douchebags, and take the acts of non-douchebags but collectively result in a douchebag situation. An act of douchebaggery will likely result in the creation of a new douchism for describing such act. Example:
As the meeting drew to a close, the various dignitaries could not resist the opportunity to provide closing comments. As these comments drug on and extended the meeting, each person who spoke tried to be more dignified than those previous. The resulting unprepared speeches contained douchalogies and went from an otherwise typical meeting towards a collective douchievement thanks to all of the douchebaggery.
by Johnny Umuzungu September 13, 2013
Get the Douchebaggerymug. A relevant act commited by a douchebag such as screwing your friends over behind some drunk slut you just met at the bar
Steve we hereby find you guilty of douchebaggery in the first degree and sentence you to douchebag hall of fame
by D Guzinya January 18, 2008
Get the douchebaggerymug. An act of total douche.
One would recognize 'douchebaggery' by the way in which one speaks, dresses, walks, or behaves around other human beings.
One would recognize 'douchebaggery' by the way in which one speaks, dresses, walks, or behaves around other human beings.
There is no douchebaggery to be found here.
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I have had it with all of your douchebaggery!
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"I feel bad for laughing at that" " Don't worry,laugh if you will, for there is no douchebaggery to be found."
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I have had it with all of your douchebaggery!
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"I feel bad for laughing at that" " Don't worry,laugh if you will, for there is no douchebaggery to be found."
by David and Rebecca of HAPPY 3AM July 3, 2009
Get the douchebaggerymug. a douchebag commits acts of douchebaggery
Douchebag1: let's go douchebagging douchebag2!
Douchebag2: OK douchebag1. let's go commit acts of douchebaggery!
Douchebag2: OK douchebag1. let's go commit acts of douchebaggery!
by Samui Kitsune December 29, 2007
Get the douchebaggerymug. 1) The actions associated with being a douchebag possibly including, but not limited to, the following:
Popping the collar of a polo shirt, saying outdated expressions such as "that's hella cool" and "I just pwned your ass for the 34th straight game", the styling of the hair with a buttload of product, constantly saying the word "dude" with varying pronunciations, acting in a manner that generally pisses other people off except other douchebags, waiting in the car while your girlfriend/wife goes inside and does all the grocery shopping, throwing gangster signs and sideways piece symbols in photos and greetings/goodbyes, acting in a careless and stupid manner, farting in public, growing ridiculous facial hair like Nick Swisher, cranking up rap masic thru massive subs at stop lights, lighting up a cigar in a no-smoking casino, and generally doing things that good, upstanding men/women would not do.
Popping the collar of a polo shirt, saying outdated expressions such as "that's hella cool" and "I just pwned your ass for the 34th straight game", the styling of the hair with a buttload of product, constantly saying the word "dude" with varying pronunciations, acting in a manner that generally pisses other people off except other douchebags, waiting in the car while your girlfriend/wife goes inside and does all the grocery shopping, throwing gangster signs and sideways piece symbols in photos and greetings/goodbyes, acting in a careless and stupid manner, farting in public, growing ridiculous facial hair like Nick Swisher, cranking up rap masic thru massive subs at stop lights, lighting up a cigar in a no-smoking casino, and generally doing things that good, upstanding men/women would not do.
Porter: You know who's a douchebag? You're a douchebag, Brad.
Brad: Sometimes you act like a complete and total douchebag. Your douchebaggery knows no bounds, even by normal douchebag standards.
Brad: Sometimes you act like a complete and total douchebag. Your douchebaggery knows no bounds, even by normal douchebag standards.
by jackolanternteeth March 11, 2010
Get the douchebaggerymug. by AsianDunnSensation February 17, 2010
Get the Douchebaggerymug.