Douche Canoe 

Someone who is such a jerk that they deserve to drown in a canoe.

Person: My Ex cheated on me with three other women and then had the nerve to say that I was the problem.

Person 2: Damn, He seems like a douche canoe!

Douche Canoe by Senpaiwaifu July 8, 2019

douche canoe 

Someone who is such a douchebag that they qualify for a higher level of douchebag. However, they typically aren't aware of their douche status and most don't tell them either. Guys like this are typically named Taylor or Bryce and girls like this are typically named Jessica or Stephanie.

"Hey have you met my buddy Taylor yet?"
"Yeah he's a douche."
"That's where you're wrong, he's a douche canoe."

douche canoe by large barges July 14, 2020

douche canoe 

A person who lies and cheats which is also a punk bish. Usually answers by the name Courtney.

My punk bish ex-sister in-law is a total douche canoe.

douche canoe by _moosedrool_ May 13, 2023

douche canoe 

A sport style motorcycle. Known as a sport bike or crotch rocket.

Some nozzle planted his douche canoe into an oak tree just off the main drag.

douche canoe by bob h boberson April 21, 2008

Douche Canoe 

Bigger than a douche bag. So big infact that you need your own lake and paddle!!!

Kevin was so stupid that he was upgraded to a douche canoe.

Douche Canoe by phenix_247 September 9, 2009

Douche Canoe 

1. An individual guilty of blatantly duplicitous behavior on par with or exceeding that of multitudinous douche bags.
2. A person who intentionally and maliciously destroys and disbands the life's work of a fellow colleague for no other reason than to simply be a douche.
3. A word used to describe Maktar, the evil nemesis of Orlin
4. The answer my friend, is puddings in the wind.

That douche canoe Bob, plagiarized my paper.

Of all the university's in the world, that douche canoe had to walk into mine.

Maktar, in the most debauched douche canoery, slashed Orlin's dreams to shreds.

Douche Canoe by OrlinSupreme February 5, 2012

Douche Canoe 

A term relative to that of douche bag but instead this term implies that you are in fact a canoe filled with fat old lady douche.

I couldn't believe that Jack would be such a massive douche canoe and tell my girlfriend that I was playing her.

Douche Canoe by Steve Calakious March 5, 2010