by isabella fane September 1, 2008

by loldooshlol June 20, 2011

The upper echelon of being a complete douche bag. Not the useful, clean, vinegary fluid that goes in, but the useless, cottage cheesy, foul smelling mucousy substance that comes out.
by Skidawg75 October 9, 2020

1 im going to i must go use my doosh before tonights show
Jamie: Izaac your a doosh
Izaac: Fuck off!
Jamie: Izaac your a doosh
Izaac: Fuck off!
by Jebbox September 2, 2009

A troublemaking little skank who gets into all kinds of mischeif. Usually hyperactive and sneaky, not rare to resemble a rodent of some sort (i.e. rat, mouse, meerkat, prarie dog, ect.). A complete klutz who ruins any situation as to be sneaky.
by Jentler June 13, 2008

When someone is acting like so much of a dooshbag, you could float them face down on a river, grab a paddle, jump on their back, and paddle away.
Person 1-Goddammit dude, did you see Justin Bieber's ungratefulness when he was graciously given with that water bottle by means of air mail to his forehead?
Person 2-I know man, he looked thirsty! He has no reason to bitch about that, what a doosh canoe!
Person 2-I know man, he looked thirsty! He has no reason to bitch about that, what a doosh canoe!
by Butternutz77 November 17, 2010

by RHef July 30, 2010
