doof

dick fart

“i just doofed” -bryce
“what does doof mean”-ava
“balloon deflating sound came out my peen”-bryce
“show me how”-ava

by hehehehehehehehh April 9, 2021

doof

food spelled backwards

"I deen(need) some fuckin' doof."
"That was some doog(good) doof."

by peteymas August 19, 2007

doof

noun.

as in nerd, dingleberry, dummy; used to described someone in an affectionate but negative manner.

used in Northern California communities

Older brother: You are such a doof.

Younger sister: Am not. You're a doof.

Older brother: No you are.

Younger sister: No you are.

Also:
Dude, stop charging the line, ya big doof.

by Brookester July 11, 2005

doof

doof is when attempting to describe an unusual vagina, you describe the vagina with a word and finish the sentence with doef

A nun has such a dusty doof. A really sweaty tennis player has a muscular doof. A secretary has a prissy doof.

by LMTD Dog October 27, 2010

Doofing

When two girlfriends hold hands while they pee. Sometimes includes when they wipe each other after.

"Harold, I think they're lesbians!" "They are Karen I heard them talking about doofing!"

by number1gay November 25, 2020

Doof

Northern Scottish Slang for Condom.

Ah Yeh bas ma doof's burst. Better tell yer ma ye fell on it.

by Duthart June 10, 2007

doofed

to twat into a stationary object with painfull consiquences

AOUCH! i doofed into a fat bitch!

by Jake De-Leardy May 4, 2003