doofii

The plural of doofus.

The doofii were out in droves at the mall tonight.

by Jeffrey Long May 24, 2007

Dooring

When you and some friends get out of your car, and run over to someone else's car and open all their doors then run back. The more doors and/or a trunk you can open the better. Also the less people in the car to help shut the doors afterwards the better.

We went Dooring at the stoplight to my friends car, forcing him to get out and shut all his doors.

by SgtSausage June 14, 2012

Doobins

Du-Bins
A constant annoyance/dilemma.

person 1:"This kid called me like 20 times in the past 5 minutes"
person 2:"What a doobins"

by bbaaa October 16, 2007

Dooping

When a child or a pet is playfully annoying

Dad said 'no dooping George, go and get your shoes'

The dog was dooping all day

by Scratcher33 June 10, 2018

Doofnugget

A politer term for “an idiot”

Kids can use this and their parents won’t know what it means!

You are a doofnugget

by HeyImDivergent July 29, 2019

Fiddley doobing

Having creepy sex in the back of a car with a hot little morsel.

Robs dad: I know you were in the back seat of my bronco fiddley doobing with that girl!

Rob: no dad I wasn’t I swear.
Robs dad: then whose condom rappers are these?
Rob: Moms?

by SNAKS November 8, 2019

Doggy-dooring

verb:
when dogs chase your car, and you open your door and suddenly stop

Steve lived in the U.P. and went doggy-dooring with his buddies on the weekend.

by say_syc May 1, 2008